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chinmay 🐋

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chinmay 🐋14h ago

Luke Wren 21h ago

Can anyone explain the Firefox feature where it's like "Hey! You haven't used Firefox in a while on this computer. Should I DELETE EVERYTHING?"

chinmay 🐋3d ago

Ankit Sep 16, 2023

kicked out of the resident welfare association whatsapp group again for inquiring if 2 women talking about kicking me out of the whatsapp group passes bechdel test or not

chinmay 🐋5d ago

Ankit 5d ago

through a series of circuitous events i have come in possession of several of dark chocolate bars. an auspicious omen.

chinmay 🐋5d ago

enderman0125

Jul 9, 2025

yep. go eat excel. you can do it

chinmay 🐋6d ago

Lindsey Kuper 6d ago

"Mom, did you know that if you have telekinesis, you can also fly? You just have to pick your*self* up." -- Sylvia

chinmay 🐋Mar 26

Ankit Mar 26

respected To Whom It May Concern's,

im consulting several of wise AI whomst sign highly coveted MoU with government's to think-tank the feasibility of 100% ethanol petrol's in concern of national security's. we must harness such technology's before enemy country catch wind of it.

RE: https://discuss.systems/@dev/116286499529169097

Lmao I just had to say the magic words

chinmay 🐋Mar 24

J. B. Crawford Mar 24

Used to be you couldn't find the right cable in the drawer. Now we have... This.

chinmay 🐋Mar 22

Saagar Jha Mar 22

My security hot take for this week is that Google’s changes for sideloading on Android seem to strike a good balance between security and usability. This gives me hope the team is putting thought into maintaining the original dream of the platform rather than making a worse iOS