to get into the UK you first have to defeat our top fighters
@PublicChaffinch I like that the guy on the right is armed to the teeth with... a handbag. Proper Royal that is, that's the Queen's weapon.
@dee it's a traditional fighting style for sure
@dee @PublicChaffinch It's got his puffer, a pack of tissues, and half a Twix in it.
@PublicChaffinch One on the right there with his little bag, and his apparently horribly broken fingers. If that group have a combined IQ in even high single digits I'd be fucking shocked.
@PublicChaffinch oh man i love the league of extraordinary gentlemen

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Oh my god. I'd totally forgotten about this. I remember crying at some of the photoshops.

@PublicChaffinch lmfaooooo the empty handed guy is like "wot u want"
@PublicChaffinch second from left has never laid a hedge in his life. He's holding the billhook all wrong, and the blade hasn't seen a whetstone since his grandad's day
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I'm glad someone mentioned the guy with an actual billhook.

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with the power
of my garden rake
I will prevail, and

open the brittle gates
of britain to all who
want to get away

@PublicChaffinch the one on the right, interesting choice of weapon Mr ManBag JizzyFingers.
@PublicChaffinch howling at this, you can tell they started with the machete and the bat and then had to expand their arsenal with a putter and some kind of garden tool