masto certified hot wife 🧿

@PublicChaffinch
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goth wife, snack queen, masto summer of '18

don't be weird in my mentions.

#noindex #nosearch #nobot

crispsbeefy
pronounsshe/her
alt for moots@chaffers
red zorotl and white flowless keep driving back and forth in front my house in a drop top convertible absolutely blasting godawful miami bass, and i'm scared to go out there.
“Bi so curious?” - The Sex Joker
me? I am plotting, watching, ever waiting for my moment to strike

*emerges mysteriously from cloud of fog*

What's happening, mastodonians?

okay so I've attained the rank of Easy Lover, but what now, Phil? when do I get onto the intermediate course?
yes, we all like genitals, but a bit of mystique please
guys, i'm not going to accept your follow requests if you just have full graphic nudity not behind a filter, like have a bit of decorum
hey guys what's happening
hi have there been any murders?
end of era, no real me profile pic anymore