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Matt Simmons
Der Entgegner (Aka Ratatöskr)@standaloneSA mfg Miles Dyson, Cyberdyne Systems.
Tane Piper ⁂@standaloneSA @isotopp Where can I buy this as a laptop sticker 😂
Biggles 20X6!@tanepiper @standaloneSA @isotopp eigenmagic has 50% of it
Sunanda@standaloneSA Need to post this on my brain and not let it get back to scrolling. 😅
KarlE@standaloneSA great. I just wonder whether the big warning sign could be anything more appropriate. It's not about electric shock. Maybe the biohazard sign, but also only in a symbolic way.
(image shows a warning sign/label, on top a red bar with a yellow triangle with exclamation mark, and the white text DANGER. below a yellow triangle with a flash denoting electric hazard on the left, and text on the right: "DO NOT CONNECT MACHINE TO INTERNET NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT ASKS")
@isotopp
Martin Vermeer FCD
@martinvermeer @standaloneSA @isotopp I find a threat that is not immediately visible or recognizable a better analogy. Against bumping your head, you can look and move carefully and be safe. connecting vulnerable devices to the internet results in a danger that is neither apparent not may happen immediately. so the ☣️ (biohazard) comes closer i think.
draeath
Peter 🦈
ex or current IDF unwelcome@standaloneSA I have to ask what sort of device this is for as I can think of a few eccentric ones
Moeveninsel@standaloneSA Win eleven?
Hans-Cees 🍋🌲🦔🦦🐝🦋🐛🚅🇸🇳🇵🇾🇹🇬🇹🇲
Brett Glass - WY7BG@standaloneSA Especially if it's running Windows 11.
Andrew@standaloneSA go round slapping them on TVs in shops?
Chloé Raccoon
glow ⚉@standaloneSA I need this sticker for my printer 
Srob@standaloneSA This should be put on every printers.
BenderRobot
Jesse@BenderRobot
"Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'."
"Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'."
Vincent 🌻🇪🇺 en 🌹☘️
LED2000@standaloneSA I always say to myself maybe it'd be better if my Server wasn't connected to the internet so it can't get any Updates and restart itself, but that would also defeat the whole purpose of that device as a Server...
Trolli Schmittlauch 🦥@standaloneSA Danger sign with two yellow triangles containing an exclamation mark or lighning bolt, it reads:
DANGER (on red background)
DO NOT CONNECT MACHINE TO INTERNET NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT ASKS
Ángela Stella MatutinaThank you, I just added it to my backlog of alt text bullshit... but.. WHY IN HELL DO YOU HIDE IT BEHIND A CONTENT WARNING!?
@angelastella @standaloneSA I see that as a content *note*, not *warning*, and just want to point out for those not in need of alt-text that this reply does not contain any additional information.
In some clients, CNs are also visually collapsed, reducing the clutter.
Wanja@standaloneSA This is going on my Bambu 3D printer. That fucker is never getting the WiFi password
Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson 
Alexandra CelesteAverage windows 10 VM
Pahp Reeka@standaloneSA this absolutely needs to be a sticker
Danny Garside@standaloneSA
I might get this on a t-shirt
I might get this on a t-shirt
[tj] - knows what your packets are thinking@standaloneSA "Do not disconnect this machine from the internet no matter how much it begs"
Rue Mohr
Alan Miller 
🇺🇦@standaloneSA needs to be sized to fit a 'smart' TV bezel
Jak2k 🏳️🌈@standaloneSA
This should be mandatory for all Windows machines.
This should be mandatory for all Windows machines.
[aware event]
crumbcake@standaloneSA So many industrial machines with built in computers running totally un-patched windows 7 constantly begging to be connected to the internet.
uwu1ba@standaloneSA it'll do it itself by switching GPIO pins and thus causing a small but enough radio interference
@a1ba note to self: don’t give AI machines GPIO pins…
Anthropy@standaloneSA so what if hypothetically speaking it has its own network that's arguably faster than the internet, with a good chunk of all the information from it, and also planetary scale? asking for a friend