@mof_sg

This is the exact face my wife had just now when I got home and told her I'd crashed her car into someone parked at the supermarket

@mof_sg a message to my enemies

@mof_sg some fun facts:
locally known as pīwakawaka, they are gregarious and will closely follow and investigate people in the bush (primarily because we disturb small insects, which is their main diet, as we walk)
their call can be mimicked with a short high-pitched kissy-face noise, or by rapidly rubbing a piece of styrofoam back and forth on a wet glass jar (we don’t encourage taking styrofoam into the bush nowadays)
many will come to investigate

i might have said something rude

@mof_sg really is the angry birb