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Xavier Ashe 
pH_@Xavier well, looks like it’s bacon waffle pizza for all meals with extra cheese toppings and a Oreos thick shake chaser dessert. I don’t make the rules 😬
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Hurricane Daveosaurus
Eric A. Meyer@Xavier Now that’s a VERY smart watch.
kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️🌈@Xavier
Aha, UK version.
Aha, UK version.
David_grün@Xavier I'll just assume US American?
@DavidNorth Ironically, it's the UK.
@Xavier fair enough
Dud (Mx)
AnomnomnomalyObviously an American
Frosch B@Xavier that's your watch slinging an april's fool joke? wow, impressive.
Very Human Robot@Xavier
From the message, I assume you live in the US!
From the message, I assume you live in the US!
mercurial yapper (now in plasmatrap.com)@Xavier me in my country where the sun shines a bit too much which is my excuse for not doing sports outside ehehe
Natsura 
@Xavier oh i see the problem... you didn't purchase the Healthy Living DLC for roughly 1 billion dollars US. You gotta do that if you wanna unlock that feature. 
@Xavier this is hilarious: every person form every country assumed it was theirs... yikes...😬
Yaoi Box Balloon@Xavier Great, now I'm doomed to smoke and drink and snort... oh how terrible.
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Soulfire The Wolf 
welcome to the United States
fops Now On Merping Synth Download@soulfirethewolf you see this as you're being born in north america
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pejacoby@Xavier the watch, it knows!
Would you like fries with that?
Adrian Sanabria@Xavier America be like...
David J. Atkinson@Xavier Would you prefer that the AI lied about healthy living? I would. Large pizzas, great mugs of beer, sleeping on the couch (only when I want to, e.g., after staying up until dawn).
Crazy-to-Bike
a hopeful socialist@Xavier oh no, they region locked healthy living
Guará@Xavier hmmmm brazil xd
Eagle Globe & Flanker
Jorkin MahJongus@Xavier this is so Americacore
Probertd8@Xavier Smart watch.