Unnamed TNG skant beefcakeA Lynel is just a brand-name centaur
Tell your friend who just got all the photos in their compendium that there's a special achievement if you do all of them in selfie mode and watch the fireworks
Tears of the Kingdom answers the oft-asked question:
What if you could astral-project yourself into fights that your twink friend starts and still kick ass and also your head is a fish?
So they have a time reverse game mechanic but there's no way to make a causality paradox?
Then what's the point?
"You didn't need those items at the edge of the cliff did you?"
- Tulin
Koroks: The worst thing possible happened—I lost my friend
Link: I can fix that (already strapping him to a green Romulan-looking winged contraption)
Koroks: Wait which part
Breath of the Wild
Tears of the Kingdom
Revenge of the Koroks
(YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID)
Rauru: Link, you can now teleport to places all over Hyrule
Link: Neato (pushes the button)
Rauru: You don't have any metaphysical hang ups about continuity of personal identity right?
Link: (Starts to dissolve) Oh god it burns
Link: (Reappears) Worked like a charm
Explode barrel has very Donkey Kong Country energy
how to make Link wear Goron bikini homophobia in Nintendo game development direct actionOh wait it's Symin
Wow
Those legs
All is forgiven
how to make Symin and Tauro kissOkay I'll bite
Who is Rusty Halberd?
If you put a muddle bud on an arrow and hit the money rabbit, he will turn on his own kind, the bourgeoisie, and begin a campaign of class warfare alongside the proletariat
This kills both Ganon and Zelda
Andrew@researchfairy pretty sure it was the problems coming up with a title that's why we're not getting a third game in the current Hyrule
what comes after "breath of the wild" and "tears of the kingdom"? blood of the district? sweat of the tri-state area? they're all terrible
opal 🌙@researchfairy look. any korok injuries which may have occured are purely down to me not understanding the laws of physics and/ or slipping and falling down a slope while i was trying to carry them by hand, resulting in a comical tumble downwards for both of us
Mike m@researchfairy is this you trying to make your computer explode again?
@theycallmemorty Quick, find myself 10 seconds ago and prevent me from starting the time reverse!!
Megan Fox@researchfairy if people didn't fill the compendium with selfies the first time, they were playing it wrong anyways and clearly need encouragement to do it right heh