A Lynel is just a brand-name centaur
Tell your friend who just got all the photos in their compendium that there's a special achievement if you do all of them in selfie mode and watch the fireworks

Tears of the Kingdom answers the oft-asked question:

What if you could astral-project yourself into fights that your twink friend starts and still kick ass and also your head is a fish?

So they have a time reverse game mechanic but there's no way to make a causality paradox?

Then what's the point?

"You didn't need those items at the edge of the cliff did you?"

- Tulin

Koroks: The worst thing possible happened—I lost my friend

Link: I can fix that (already strapping him to a green Romulan-looking winged contraption)

Koroks: Wait which part

Breath of the Wild

Tears of the Kingdom

Revenge of the Koroks

(YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID)

Rauru: Link, you can now teleport to places all over Hyrule

Link: Neato (pushes the button)

Rauru: You don't have any metaphysical hang ups about continuity of personal identity right?

Link: (Starts to dissolve) Oh god it burns

Link: (Reappears) Worked like a charm

Explode barrel has very Donkey Kong Country energy
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Oh wait it's Symin

Wow

Those legs

All is forgiven

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Okay I'll bite

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