Tears of the Kingdom answers the oft-asked question:
What if you could astral-project yourself into fights that your twink friend starts and still kick ass and also your head is a fish?
So they have a time reverse game mechanic but there's no way to make a causality paradox?
Then what's the point?
"You didn't need those items at the edge of the cliff did you?"
- Tulin
Koroks: The worst thing possible happened—I lost my friend
Link: I can fix that (already strapping him to a green Romulan-looking winged contraption)
Koroks: Wait which part
Breath of the Wild
Tears of the Kingdom
Revenge of the Koroks
(YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID)
Rauru: Link, you can now teleport to places all over Hyrule
Link: Neato (pushes the button)
Rauru: You don't have any metaphysical hang ups about continuity of personal identity right?
Link: (Starts to dissolve) Oh god it burns
Link: (Reappears) Worked like a charm
how to make Link wear Goron bikini
homophobia in Nintendo game development direct actionOh wait it's Symin
Wow
Those legs
All is forgiven
how to make Symin and Tauro kissOkay I'll bite
Who is Rusty Halberd?
If you put a muddle bud on an arrow and hit the money rabbit, he will turn on his own kind, the bourgeoisie, and begin a campaign of class warfare alongside the proletariat
This kills both Ganon and Zelda