A Lynel is just a brand-name centaur
Tell your friend who just got all the photos in their compendium that there's a special achievement if you do all of them in selfie mode and watch the fireworks

Tears of the Kingdom answers the oft-asked question:

What if you could astral-project yourself into fights that your twink friend starts and still kick ass and also your head is a fish?

So they have a time reverse game mechanic but there's no way to make a causality paradox?

Then what's the point?

"You didn't need those items at the edge of the cliff did you?"

- Tulin

Koroks: The worst thing possible happened—I lost my friend

Link: I can fix that (already strapping him to a green Romulan-looking winged contraption)

Koroks: Wait which part

Breath of the Wild

Tears of the Kingdom

Revenge of the Koroks

(YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID)

@researchfairy pretty sure it was the problems coming up with a title that's why we're not getting a third game in the current Hyrule

what comes after "breath of the wild" and "tears of the kingdom"? blood of the district? sweat of the tri-state area? they're all terrible