"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"
"Hi, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"
"OK, I'll tell a TCP joke"
"OK, tell me a TCP joke"
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'm ready for a TCP joke"
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out"
Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke
Hi, I'd like to hear a UDP joke
A little horse!
...
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
Who negotiates this TCP joke?
RST? D'oh!
ACK, ACK, ACK πΊ
I go through this with Netflix all the time! SYN SYN SYN then RST RST RST
...
"Are you ready to hear the coral reef tale?"
"Yes, I'm ready for the coral reef tale."
"I'm sorry, the current has swept the coral reef tale away."
When your TCP joke is accidentally also a Windows 7 administrator confirmation dialogue window joke:
@JenMsft I always speak TCP with my wife.
But when she tells me something important it seems she always use UDP.
TCP is autistic; UDP is ADHD
"Punch line: It's funny because it can be out of order"
"UDP joke coming for you"
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Bill
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Finnley Dolfin
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Andy
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meriksson
CodeByJeff
Dominik Janiec
Frances Larina
rowan {forest witch}
RevK 
Anthropy
Eli the Bearded
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