"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"

"Hi, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"

"OK, I'll tell a TCP joke"

"OK, tell me a TCP joke"

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'm ready for a TCP joke"

"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out"

@JenMsft I always speak TCP with my wife.

But when she tells me something important it seems she always use UDP.