"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"

"Hi, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke"

"OK, I'll tell a TCP joke"

"OK, tell me a TCP joke"

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'm ready for a TCP joke"

"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out"

@JenMsft I love me a good TCP joke!
@Wikisteff @JenMsft I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you probably wouldn't get it.
@Sempf @JenMsft I love me a good UDP joke too!
@Sempf @JenMsft @Wikisteff everybody loves a good multicast joke
@copito @Sempf @JenMsft Okay, you get a +1 for that! (*nods approvingly*)