paloma kop ⁂i just recieved one of the most unhinged spam emails of my years as a user of email. it sounds like it was written by a person locked in a room with nothing but a thesaurus and a 10-strip of acid. the fact that it ends in the usual fake paypal invoice only makes it funnier.
Riley S. Faelan@palomakop Honourable Purveyor of Advanced Dreams would be a nice name for a band specialising in lullaby metal.
Johnny B. 𓅇@riley I believe it's the extra spheric sub-genre: psychedelic medieval ambient metal @palomakop
D.EJE.D@riley @palomakop or a really weird porn sub-genre
@EduEdu "Octopussy von Github and her Honourable Purr-Way to Advanced Dreams"
@riley @palomakop just received this scam…. They don’t even make the effort anymore.
@EduEdu All scammers are lazy, but some scammers are more lazy than other scammers.
Nazani
John Harris@palomakop This post is Quality.
Bee O'Problem 
@palomakop Odds on it being generated by an LLM?
J3RN 
@beeoproblem @palomakop Reasonably high, though I don't usually see LLMs making grammatical errors like these.
Andrew@beeoproblem @palomakop unless it was prompted with “in the style of a wizard on cocaine” i’d expect something way more boring
That's the thing for me. I don't see a spammer just manually typing a message being *that* committed to a bit like this. I could see a combination of bad prompt selection and bad training data producing something this absurd.
@cinebox @beeoproblem whatever the source was, im pretty sure this has been put through multiple rounds of automated translation as well
Jerry Orr@cinebox @beeoproblem @palomakop well now I guess I have a starting point for my next D&D character build
SkaveRat 🐀 
phi1997
jonny (nonvenomous)@palomakop
EVERY LINE OF THIS
EVERY LINE OF THIS
Philip C JamesAs the spelling is so beautifully accurate, I can't imagine how you concluded this was a fake...
ouinne@palomakop honestly if I did invoices mine would look just like that for the comedy. 😂
Reiner Jung 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@palomakop It is a real treasure. 😁
Mungus@palomakop Sounds like we are entering a new age of Nigerian Princes with LLMs.
Thinkaholic is 🐸 antifa@palomakop Not gonna lie, I'd be tempted to click the link just to reward that prose.
Sebastian Hahn@palomakop Almost like some strange kind of poetry…
jollyrogue@palomakop @liaizon I need to know the AI prompt for this. 😆
Sheamus@palomakop from the honorable Winnifred Sillitoe no less!
Jay@palomakop I’ve heard of notes sounding like the author has a gun to their head, but this is the first time I think the author was the one holding the gun.
mercurial yapper (now in plasmatrap.com)@palomakop it's either made just for fun, or was written with some goofy as heck tool for changing words (to prevent being blocked maybe?)..
either way it's such a goof laugh it doesn't even matter
@writeblankspace i'm not sure but it did make it past my email provider's spam filters!
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
My liege, I am humbled to be in your presence, Honorable Purveyor of Advanced Dreams! 🤣
That email is one for the record books.
Eric 🇨🇦@palomakop Holy crap, that’s one trippy spam email. Full marks for abstract weirdness.
KrazyKat@palomakop 😳🙀😵💫🥷😱
the pingasmobile@palomakop What kind of name is Winnifred Sillitoe help me
yuki - queen of the snow
skry@palomakop Ah formal English, lol.
Christian Wilkie@palomakop Yes, it's clear Amanda Fayette is earning a comfortable living this way, selling iPhones out of her home.
ComradeVlast
I TRIED TO TELL YOU@palomakop IMPRESSIVE
Julie Sqveakaroo@palomakop Gotta be honest, I'd love if more spam looked like this.
It'd still get deleted, but I'd at least find it far more funny than irritating and worrying!
Rein of forgiveness> the respected language of PDF
Glitch@palomakop this is a work of art. Even with your description I was not prepared.
Somewhere, somehow, a calling is being missed.
Roadskater, Ph.D.@palomakop This could have been written by one of the guys I played D&D with in high school after he licked a dot.
Ryan Clough 
@palomakop Spam as art.
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@palomakop man, they whiffed it by setting such a high price, I'd have paid, say, $150 easy, just on the slimmest of slim off change it was real
Angus Marshall 
@palomakop Lo! for it was written that the scammers would get lazier and thus did seek out the LLMs who knew not how to communicate with mortals.
micheal65536@palomakop I'm trying to work out what the verb "effortlessness" translates as in the original un-thesaurused text.
Patrick Morris Miller@palomakop When I get mail like that it's usually because a role playing game kickstarter I backed has started shipping.
Advanced Persistent Teapot@palomakop "ok ChatGPT, write me a phishing lure in a style like a RenFaire herald and the script writer for Spaceballs had a baby"
Jorkin MahJongus@palomakop it's giving Moira Rosecore
Neia masks@palomakop Next message comes in:
Hello extremely! I hope you like to "play".Some Orz are really here! You are help Orz with "parties". Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
Other place is "frumple". Orz are here now, but almost not yet.
WallyStevens@palomakop Speaking of acid, " Dark star crashes pouring it's light into ashes. Reason tatters, the force tares loose from the axis. Searchlight casting for faults in the clouds of delusions... ". Hopefully, that clears things up for ya. Thank you J.Garcia and The Grateful Dead.
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@palomakop I think somebody dialled the temperature of their LLM a little too high.
Kate Bowles> the organised disarray of present day business!
Well that’s touched a nerve, Winnifred.
Ben
Viraptor@palomakop I unironically love it. "Hail, honourable purveyor of (product)" should be a more common opening line.
Joseph@palomakop It looks like someone has a hallucinating AI sending their emails; and I'm here for it! 😀
Garrett Latimer@palomakop You have to wonder how the spammer ended up doing the whole wizard-on-cocaine bit. For all the sludge it spews, sometimes even a blind squirrel can find a nut.
@palomakop I'd pay them just out of pure respect
artisanroxThe Respected Language of PDF! 
Mikle_Bond@palomakop
This must be one of the GLaDOS's cores
This must be one of the GLaDOS's cores
Hak Foo 
@palomakop I wondered if this was the actual message from some whimsical shop that they've repurposed for the fake-invoice scam.