The fedi isn't like email. The fedi is like if you accidentally triple booked a bdsm convention, a FSF convention, and a communist workers AGM all in the same german arena
@babe this should be in the official documentation somewhere
@infernusgoatus it would help people understand the vibe
@babe that is strangely accurate
@babe Also, there’s college professors who signed up for more than one of these events.
@babe this is the best goddamn analogy I've ever seen for the vibes here, and it's worth noting that for half the attendees it's very Germanly efficient because they wanted to go to all three conferences in the first place

@stavvers and they all popped in to see what was going on in the cyclists convention next door

like somehow you can come up with something which seems to fucking unrelated and yet *waves arms in the general direction of the federated tl*

@babe @stavvers

I just wandered in off the street because someone handed me a flyer and it was free and didn't have a queue outside.

@stavvers
What do you mean accidentally? This took fucking work.
@babe
@babe And this is why we like it. :)
@babe You forgot the german furry convention too. They where right next to the bdsm and FSF one.
@eragon @babe FSF was "Furry Sci-Fi" in this case
@babe I'm here for the bdsm convention. Ich habe wie Deutsch gelernen prepariert.
@babe I don't have so much bdsm in my timeline, I think I got the furry convention instead.
@kyonshi @babe Lots of furry & trans folks in my TL, despite me belonging in neither group. Also autistic folks, but I'm one myself.
@kyonshi @babe I like any place where kind-hearted human beings are allowed to be their authentic selves.

@babe Back in the late 80s I went to a small Xwindows conference in Boston. The conference hotel was also hosting a Dental conference.

The sharply dressed East Coast Dental professionals looked askance at the hairy sandal wearing MIT dropout crowd.

Getting in a lift was a source of continuing amusement to me.

@steely_glint @babe
Airport hotel in Birmingham used on occasion for the Discworld Convention also hosted large weddings for the Birmingham Indian and Pakistani community, and sometimes other businessey conferences at same time. My memory is a little hazy but I *think* I saw an Avon saleswoman get in a lift with gentlemen in suits, ladies in saris, and someone in costume as a 7ft skeleton in black robes with glowing blue eyes.
@shivers @steely_glint @babe DefCon 2009(?). Shared the Riviera with the national association of gospel singers (not capitalized because that's not their proper name, which I don't remember.) Some interesting elevator conversations.

@shivers

@steely_glint @babe

That definitely happened.
Peak DwCon.

@kianryan @shivers @steely_glint @babe Not only did it happen, but the hotel later asked me to ask said skeleton to not wear the full costume in the non-convention areas as apparently some of the guests were disturbed by him!

See also scantily clad barbarians drinking from drinking horns across from wedding guests.

@natural20

@shivers @steely_glint @babe

Can't possibly understand why eight foot *looming* skeletons with glowing eyes in communal spaces would possibly be perceived as a problem.

I'm still amazed that somehow every hotel didn't end up with blue body paint on every surface.

@kianryan @shivers @steely_glint @babe Well, in the case of the Brum Metropole, it was because we were very cheeky told if the relevant people didn't take extreme care the hotel would forbid body paint and go further if necessary.
@natural20 @kianryan @shivers @steely_glint @babe Didn't somebody also raise a complaint about Butcher at some point?
@villtin @kianryan @shivers @steely_glint @babe Not that I was ever aware of, either in Ops or as Chair. However I do remember our wonderful liaison at the hotel telling me how she'd gently escorted him to the lift in the early hours of the morning after he'd feel asleep in the bar.
@shivers @steely_glint @babe this year it's at the same time as Festival of Quilts at the NEC... My quilting friends seem quite amused by the dwcon antics. 😄
@shivers @steely_glint @babe I was once changing trains at Birmingham New Street to go to an embroidery show, and looked down the platform to see a six-foot rainbow unicorn in platform boots striding towards me, flanked by an elf and a superhero....
@babe
Do you, uh, do you still have tickets? Asking for a friend.
@babe this is just hamburg
@babe briefly lived in a vegan antifa warehouse in hamburg in 2012 where we showered with a watering can, went dumpster diving and had 100mbps internet
@babe And here I thought it was only my timeline! 🤣
@babe Bluesky is similar, except fewer software nerds and more furries
@babe Oh damn, this is an amazingly fit description! Love it! 🤩
@babe
Luckily fully a third of the attendees had booked tickets for two of the three in the first place
@babe The model train people are somewhat irked at not being mentioned, I suspect.
@babe and somehow it all kind of sort of works anyway
@babe isn't that just the big chaos computer club event at the end of the year?
@babe Fedi meetups sometimes be like that.
@babe Oh wow... I clearly do not follow the right fedi folk. At no point has anyone on my feed casually worked in an anecdote about their urine-obsessed landlord midway through a 16-toot diatribe about cybersecurity best practices
@kimkey @babe Be the change you want to see in the world!

@babe PFFFT.

"accidentally"

@babe

Ethically manufactured leather lederhosen and a multilingual Debian package for my raspberry pi all in one place?! Yes please!

@babe no wonder I like it here
@babe resisting the powerful urge to graph this