Mastodawn

This was the first time in as long as I can remember that my grandma wasn't watching the call drop, and shout "happy new years" when the time came.

She's gone, she's not coming back, and like, that's hard for me to deal with.

SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOPPIDY SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP.

In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.

Windows Central

It's that time.

28.6%

71.4%

Poll ended at Jan 2 at 4:00am.

It's that time.

28.6%

71.4%

Poll ended at Jan 2 at 4:00am.

🖼

"Does the -p option for mkdir stand for penetrate?"

upsetting email from noreply at 23andme, apparently I was supposed to *spit* in the tube

We're 364 days away from Christmas and people already have their lights up on their house.

I never knew it was called the “Moylan arrow.” But now that I know, I will call it that. It’s such a super simple, yet super valuable innovation.

The idea came to Moylan on a rainy day in April 1986 when he hopped in one of Ford's employee fleet cars to drive to a meeting at another building.

Jalopnik

fucking

hate

AI.