The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
Considering everything else that's not a bad idea.
@paultk That reminds me. Did anyone ever name their band* Moistened Bints and if not why not.
*Yes, prog-rock, of course, I mean, obviously
@brianstorms @paultk no, that was my synchronised swimming team
*I can't swim
Somewhere in space, a starship computer calculates pi
Very clever
Now, if only Iโd had this level of inspiration around me when I was in Year 8 and set the homework task of writing a Arthurian legendโฆ
@paultk @Snowshadow Which deeply reminds me of this song.
Heather Newby
Paul Tichonczuk
AlexanderVI
number137
Bytebro ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ฑ
Richard Webb
boxspring
Monica Rooney
Dudula the Dud
Dan Sugalski
รngela Stella Matutina
Phil Harrison
Just Tom... ๐
MaybeMyMonkeys
J. Martin
belpatca
Brian Dear
two slightly distorted guitars
Mike
HappyFoolMedia
ZombiePete ๐บ๐ฆ
Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder
Seb
John Caveney woke is me๐ ๏ธ
ChristineSaysHi
Stoneface Vimes
TCD ๐ฎโ
Fardels Bear
ZZ Bottom
Mary Ann Horn
Bob
sunflowerinrain
Bill Rhodes
Juggling With Eggs
Naomi
Kee Hinckley