The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.

NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.

#uk #swords #england #monarchy #stolenfromelsewhere

@paultk I hope the moistened bint lobs a scimitar at me
@monicarooney "Wot? We'd be lucky to get a butter knife, mate! That's the violence inherent in the system!" @paultk