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Spring Jo 🥚 
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agatha 
@ShadowJonathan I'm gonna be honest i have no idea what any of these are besides the excavator
Kern@kern @ShadowJonathan checks out
Milikilo Sandstream @ShadowJonathan sharks are firewalls
We Must Dissent@ShadowJonathan anything but funcion and form radical is wrong.
“In the beginning the ARPANET was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
Lucy@ShadowJonathan I'm the WRT54G
mizuki <3@ShadowJonathan excavatore
Dee in London@ShadowJonathan eBPF + XDP with a little VETH sprinkled in is a firewall.
Ako 
@ShadowJonathan can't see 99% WAN packet drop here, is that covered by the excavator?
std::usr::Baer<'λ, 🍪>@ShadowJonathan
just a few weeks ago our excavator firewall saved us from a hacker (i think, i don't know for sure since the internet was gone). Thank you city administration, that you enabled the excavator firewall
just a few weeks ago our excavator firewall saved us from a hacker (i think, i don't know for sure since the internet was gone). Thank you city administration, that you enabled the excavator firewall
Gianguido@ShadowJonathan (3,2) ofc
Anything is a firewall if you try hard enough
Arda Xi 
Katzengöre Fence@ShadowJonathan I don't know... they all seem valid...
Miles 
@ShadowJonathan I needed this last week when I was explaining firewalls to my class
@miles @ShadowJonathan just rawdog the internet like berners-lee intended!
Luka Rubinjoni@ShadowJonathan Also, big respect for excavators for making network paths and restricting network traffic in the process.
Sun Microdevil Pte Ltd
Wolf480pl@ShadowJonathan the chart is wrong but anyway:
iptables -t raw -A PREROUTING -j EXCAVATOR
M.O.M.O.@ShadowJonathan “NAT is a security feature”
faker@ShadowJonathan where does "NAT is my firewall" land me on that chart?
artisanroxin my reality I am WRT but in my mind I am excavator
David A. Pirata Informático 
@ShadowJonathan This is on my cubicle wall. I've been tempted to add this to my evidence for Firewalls that is submitted to the auditor.
Nightshades 🌘& θΔ
Haelwenn /элвэн/ 
@ShadowJonathan Adblock is a firewall.
Jacob@ShadowJonathan the firewall for my industrial network is the whole thing bursting into flames if you scan it
SFaulken@ShadowJonathan Excavator is best firewall. Hands down.
Andrea, Automancer, Sapphimancer ⚧️♾️@ShadowJonathan A Forklift is a Firewall
Simon Bisson@ShadowJonathan I wrote my first firewall in iptables. I am not ashamed. It was the 90s. We all did weird shit in the 90s.
@sbisson ufw implements its rules in iptables, so don't worry :)
Mark@ShadowJonathan Iptables - next!
Zep@ShadowJonathan no virtual machine firewall?
Make Subaru Gay Again@ShadowJonathan i barfed in my mouth reading palo alto, then did it again typing this comment 🤮
Steffen Christensen@ShadowJonathan I'm so chaotic good it hurts, but also I appreciate lawful neutral and true neutral.
Echedelle ⚧@ShadowJonathan form purist, function radical
@ShadowJonathan well, after reading a bit, I think the table is badly organized?
Like, my definition if firewall implies several types:
* feature based: as part of routing like Network ACLs
* software based: software spifiv got thr use like IPtables
* hardware based: either software or directly hardware implemented but in device specific for that purpose
Like, my definition if firewall implies several types:
* feature based: as part of routing like Network ACLs
* software based: software spifiv got thr use like IPtables
* hardware based: either software or directly hardware implemented but in device specific for that purpose
Paul Tourville@ShadowJonathan I can see how the radical/radical position is interpretable as a "firewall" in the same sense as "Any machine is a smoke machine if it is used wrong enough."
tsia 🔜 GPN24
wayde@ShadowJonathan avid iptables fan (i hate myself)
Not a Spring OnionOne of the cases where I prefer German:
English: "Excavator": Pompous, pretentous (why not call it "digger?")
German: "Bagger": Cute, friendly, lewd.