Annika Backstromfree idea: perforated pizza that you don't have to cut
free idea: dishwasher-safe microwave
free idea: 40-ply toilet paper
free idea: uber yeets (they just throw the food at you)
free idea: instant ice (just add water)
free idea: AR glasses that put clothes on naked people
free idea: truck nutz but for dogs
free idea: spnife (combo spoon and knife, it's a spoon but all the edges are very sharp)
free idea: inhuman resources department
free idea: stinky notes (like sticky notes but they smell very bad)
free idea: Scrub Daddy that can feel pain
free idea: rightovers (leftovers for right-handed people)
Free idea: The Cranberries cover band called "The Also-Crans"
Free idea: plastic bagpipes
free idea: Ticklemaster (hook-up app for concertgoers)
yaoi gagarin
DarkFrog
Edward Loveall@annika *duct tapes together some vuvuzelas*
Eivind Hjertnes@annika or no bagpipes
Shecky - Third Wheel@annika Or they could be called Ocean Spray
famousringo@siliconshecky @annika Cranberry Mocktail
cathos@annika scream daddy?
nk@annika but he likes it tho
Jess@annika ooooo this would be great to leave with my enemies. where do I buy? 
Royal Stuart@annika this defines the mass emails I occasionally get from my employer’s HR department, delivered from a nameless email alias and generically signed “Human Resources”