Annika Backstromfree idea: perforated pizza that you don't have to cut
free idea: dishwasher-safe microwave
free idea: 40-ply toilet paper
free idea: uber yeets (they just throw the food at you)
free idea: instant ice (just add water)
free idea: AR glasses that put clothes on naked people
free idea: truck nutz but for dogs
free idea: spnife (combo spoon and knife, it's a spoon but all the edges are very sharp)
free idea: inhuman resources department
free idea: stinky notes (like sticky notes but they smell very bad)
free idea: Scrub Daddy that can feel pain
free idea: rightovers (leftovers for right-handed people)
Free idea: The Cranberries cover band called "The Also-Crans"
Free idea: plastic bagpipes
free idea: Ticklemaster (hook-up app for concertgoers)
yaoi gagarin
DarkFrog
Edward Loveall@annika *duct tapes together some vuvuzelas*
Eivind Hjertnes@annika or no bagpipes
Shecky - Third Wheel@annika Or they could be called Ocean Spray
famousringo@siliconshecky @annika Cranberry Mocktail
cathos@annika scream daddy?
nk@annika but he likes it tho
Jess@annika ooooo this would be great to leave with my enemies. where do I buy? 
Royal Stuart@annika this defines the mass emails I occasionally get from my employer’s HR department, delivered from a nameless email alias and generically signed “Human Resources”
jleedev
Bill, organizer of stuff@wcbdata nuts you can trust
Nelson Minar@annika this exists. (see article for photo of all the sizes!) https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/22/neuticles-testicular-implants-for-dogs-have-made-gregg-miller-rich.html
Ben Johnson@annika You’re thinking of cherry tomatoes.
Ben Ng@annika a transmission?? 😂
Andrew Woods@annika just give a dog a bone 😊
Bodo@annika that would come in handy for christian americans visiting Berlin for sure 😅.
grahams@annika Unfortunately we'll get AR glasses that do the opposite.
Ben ToddThat'd make buying clothes a thing of the past. Genius idea! 😂
South Beach@annika it would make going to naturist colonies so much more pleasant
Javier@annika a ball bearing dipped in liquid nitrogen. Drop in a glass of water and you get a glass of ice!
The challenge is to keep it cold for more than a few seconds....
@annika Or an on-demand dumpster sharing service?
waferbaby@annika Uber Beats - someone turns up, DJs at you, then buggers off.
Anke@annika Anything beyond 20-ply seems excessive. The other two ideas seem at least practical in theory.
Patrice@annika Isn’t that like… a tree? 😂