free idea: perforated pizza that you don't have to cut
free idea: dishwasher-safe microwave
free idea: 40-ply toilet paper
free idea: uber yeets (they just throw the food at you)
free idea: instant ice (just add water)
free idea: AR glasses that put clothes on naked people
free idea: truck nutz but for dogs
free idea: spnife (combo spoon and knife, it's a spoon but all the edges are very sharp)
free idea: inhuman resources department
free idea: stinky notes (like sticky notes but they smell very bad)
@annika ooooo this would be great to leave with my enemies. where do I buy?