free idea: dishwasher-safe microwave

free idea: 40-ply toilet paper

free idea: uber yeets (they just throw the food at you)

free idea: instant ice (just add water)

free idea: AR glasses that put clothes on naked people

free idea: truck nutz but for dogs

free idea: spnife (combo spoon and knife, it's a spoon but all the edges are very sharp)

free idea: inhuman resources department

free idea: stinky notes (like sticky notes but they smell very bad)

free idea: Scrub Daddy that can feel pain

free idea: rightovers (leftovers for right-handed people)

Free idea: The Cranberries cover band called "The Also-Crans"

Free idea: plastic bagpipes