You've heard of elf on a shelf, now we have:
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Fake. Webbed feet can't grip a branch, or an antler
@Wendelin @MeanwhileinCanada Here in London, walking in the park, I saw 2 geese sitting in a tree 40 feet off the ground so could happen.
@Wendelin @MeanwhileinCanada you’re right. I DEMAND ONLY REALITY IN MY MEMES.

@MeanwhileinCanada Moose are very dangerous.

It's good to see them finally get some sort of early warning alarm.

@KraftTea @MeanwhileinCanada

if these two fight my money's on the goose tho

@MeanwhileinCanada What about a puck on a duck? Poutine on Red Green? A Wendigo on a Winnebago? A Canuck in a Chinook?
@MeanwhileinCanada Which reminds me...

If the plural of mouse is mice, what is the plural of house?

If the plural of goose is geese, what is the plural of moose?
@notroot @MeanwhileinCanada I remember reading somewhere trustworthy that the plural of house was indeed hice at one point, but I couldn't find it again quickly.

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Canada introduces shelf-stable goose with self-delivery service.

@MeanwhileinCanada manipulation, AI, but a good composition and harmony
@MeanwhileinCanada I'm a big fan of stacked animals.
@MeanwhileinCanada 🤔🤷😅👍❤📷❤😇s😊
@MeanwhileinCanada Let's not forget the frog on a log... in a bog! 🐸

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Okok, the goose on the moose…. 🤭

@MeanwhileinCanada we should have known this could happen.
@MeanwhileinCanada OH GOD THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER WE'RE ALL SCREWED THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVACUATE THE PLANET
@MeanwhileinCanada The only thing that could make this image more Canadian would be the moose saying “sorry”

@MeanwhileinCanada lol I read that in the voice and everything...

also very cute

@MeanwhileinCanada It's so stimulating being your hat.
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It's one of the most terrifying combinations a person can encounter. An entire troop is being trained in the northern hinterlands of Saskatchewan by the RCMP.
🇨🇦
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North America's most aggressive bird teaming up with North America's deadliest mammal. What could go wrong?
@MeanwhileinCanada This is among the most Canadian things I've seen in a while.
@MeanwhileinCanada Goose on a Moose - on the loose!
@MeanwhileinCanada that had just elevated my day. Thank you!

@MeanwhileinCanada or as @fuchsiii may say:

A raptor with frequent traveler status asserting it's dominance over herbivore mammals it allows to exist in it's territory!

@MeanwhileinCanada Duck on a moose doesn’t rhyme… ooh!
@MeanwhileinCanada plural of goose is geese... plural of moose is....
moose are so awesome they don't need a plural!
@MeanwhileinCanada Shit, they've weaponized the Moose. We're definitely on the brink.
@mike @MeanwhileinCanada
I didn’t think anyone would outdo “Mensch on a Bench”, but these guys did!