My husband and I don’t fight very often, but one thing we do fight about is how he calls aluminum foil "tin foil" and he's like "IT'S THE SAME THING!" and I’m like "bruh, they are completely different metals, so please go consult the periodic table I've hung above our bed."
The periodic table above our bed is the other thing we fight about.
In defense of @KevBot, the periodic table used to be over our desk, but I randomly decided to move our bed to that wall so now we have a really romantic periodic table over our bed rather than the previous and almost-as-romantic Helsinki transit map over our bed.
@Alice @KevBot oooohhhhhh! I thought you meant over your bed on the ceiling. For those special activities
@Alice @KevBot
Over the bed: I thought you meant on the ceiling.
@Alice @KevBot That's a pretty sweet bedroom 🤩

@Alice @KevBot

I'm with you in this one. It looks better in the space. Warmer. More inviting.

Yes, gettin' me hot.

@HCBunny @Alice @KevBot +1 it’s much better like this!
@boby_biq @HCBunny @KevBot Agreed. It was too open the other way around and looked like a going out of business sale.
@Alice @HCBunny @KevBot And the position of the bed is much better. Looks fucking great

@Alice @KevBot

We have such as a shower curtain so we can shower periodically 🙂👍

@simonzerafa @Alice @KevBot Ours is on a wall in the kitchen but it's not as swanky. It does feature a hand-drawn "Ah!" (the element of surprise) that one of the kids added to it.
@Lironah @simonzerafa @KevBot I just made mine in Illustrator with a bunch of colored circles. 😂
@Alice @simonzerafa @KevBot Ours is a piece of paper someone got in class.

@Lironah @simonzerafa @Alice @KevBot

I love your kids just based on this.

@PeteZ We're nerdy and proud of it. 😁

@Alice @KevBot It like Kama Sutra: The Board Game.

"I rolled a 79."

"Au..."

@Alice I love that there is a typewriter next to the bed.

@KevBot

@Alice @KevBot this bedroom is so cozy 

@Alice @KevBot

Oh holy shit I thought it was part of the bit but you really do have a periodic table over the bed.

That's so hot.

@Alice @KevBot Oh I see the problem, it's one of those artistic ones, so whenever you ask him to consult it, he can't actually tell anything from it

@Alice @KevBot

It's not over the bed, on the ceiling?!?

Anyway, here's the next step:

@Alice lol. I drive my wife crazy with this too.

That and I call paper towels "Kitchen Roll".

@Alice OMG. I love this! I thought you might be serious about that. Guess I was right. 🤣
@Alice comic timing there was impeccable!
@Alice that table on your periods or the elements one??

@Alice

I was going to say, you must have some *fascinating* bedtime chats! 😂

@Alice

I'm with him, I would also prefer a Chart of the Nuclides to the periodic table.

@Alice my wife and i had the periodic table in cupcakes for our wedding “cake”
Tin poisoning - Wikipedia

@DXMacGuffin @Alice the second sentence in the article you linked says "cases of poisoning from tin metal are almost unknown"
it's one of the most well-known safe metals like obviously dont breathe it in or mess with organic compounds but that goes for like every metal

@alexing @Alice

There’s a reason we don’t wrap our food in “tin” foil. That’s all I’m sayin’.

@DXMacGuffin @Alice are you aware of how many tin cups are in use, or how much tin is in solder used for pipes lol

@alexing @DXMacGuffin @Alice

I'd much rather eat beans from a tin pot than a nonstick one. Tin wears out and you need to recoat your pans every once in a while, though.

@Alice wikipedia does not fool around. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_foil
Tin foil - Wikipedia

@stefan @Alice 💯 "Tin foil was superseded after World War II by cheaper and more durable aluminium foil, which is still referred to as "tin foil" in many regions (an example of a misnomer). " #nerdSniped
@feijoa @Alice some of us just like to cosplay that wwII never happened.

@feijoa @stefan @Alice

only in this case it's a misternomer.

@Alice But the real question is, "What do you make your hats out of?"
@Alice Is he British?
@lopta Nah. He's straight up from a suburb of Detroit.
@Alice Let it go. It's an idiomatic expression.
@erinoriordan I think you meant idiotic expression.
@Alice @erinoriordan
This reply has made my day. I will remember it 15 seconds too late the next time someone says "idiomatic" in my presence.

@Alice

Dude, join us in the 21st century.

@Alice At least you aren't arguing over "aluminum" and "aluminium" because I'd just save the energy and shoot them.
@Alice The only current use for tin foil is to craft mind ray blocking hats
@Alice i would suggest to him to start calling it "molybdenum foil". and then short laugh.
@Alice what if you use the aluminum (not alooooominum) foil to cover a open Tin ?
@george Thank you for reminding me that he also calls cans TIN cans when they're not even made out of tin.

@Alice

“Oh yeah, my mechanical pencil just ran out, can you pick up some pencil leads while you’re out?”

(points to the usual bedroom decoration)

“Those aren’t leads, they’re carbons. Graphites, if you want to be precise.”

@dpnash @Alice yep, back in the day it was thought graphite was an allotrope of lead...and they didn't know wtf diamond was
@Alice did he look at the periodic table and then say “…alumin-ee-um” and then keep fighting for another day?
@Alice BTW, in South Africa we call it Tin Foil.....
@george Oh, are they still making it out of tin in South Africa? Because that's the only logical reason to be calling it tin foil.
@Alice no idea. We use a lot of silly words here
But I am going to go to the shops layer and take a picture....
@Alice I'm with him on this one. It avoids me getting caught in the aluminum/aluminium word vortex.
@Alice Periodic table? I've looked it from time to time.