Board of OpenAI fires Sam Altman and replaces him with a very small shell script
This is a real "Slashdot comment" of a post, isn't it. My apologies
@mcc when are we gonna get fediverse slashdot anyway. when will i be able to give a toot +1 insightful
@ianh @mcc when will i be able to post a link with a poorly-written typo-riddled accompanying blurb oh wait i can do that now ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŒฎ
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@mcc I was told this before and try to carry the philosophy with me: never apologize for true art.
@mcc I lol'd, I'll admit it. :-)

@mcc From the AI-will-take-our-jobs dept.

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And baby you can turn me on (baby you can turn me on)
(You know what you're doing to me don't you, I know you do)

@mcc
"We decided that Microsoft Sam performs the same function at a fraction of Altman's price."
@mcc it's out of Ctrl man, they Delete Sam Altman
@mcc You could probably do that with any CEO and the change would be unnoticeable.
@mcc So they controlled him by deleting him from the organisation? Sam Ctrl-Alt-Deleteman
@mcc the shell script includes copious amounts of "expect" tcl
@mcc you replace a cryptocurrency exchange exec with a shell script. For an AI exec you use a large case statement
Pivot to AI: Replacing Sam Altman with a very small shell script

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