God put us here to wake up, pay Microsoft license fees, and die.
@SwiftOnSecurity you forgor to pay winrar
@Nellen @SwiftOnSecurity my employer is using WinRAR for one specific task that alternatives sometimes fail to accomplish (it's being phased out, don't worry).
The big org made the small WinRAR office jump through a lot of hoops to acknowledge that our licensing is correct and all is paid for 😆 they treated them like any other enormous software vendor.
@SwiftOnSecurity you're exuding strong self-help Singh vibes, there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQdAHqOrM2w
take back your power- self-help singh

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@SwiftOnSecurity The final True-Up comes for us all.

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Larry Ellison's lawyers would like a word with you.

@SwiftOnSecurity After a while, Microsoft licensing fees lose their thrill. It's why I run Cisco stuff, just to keep that spark alive.
@SwiftOnSecurity looks like some of us are not playing that tune. And if that's what it takes to go to Heaven, Hell seems like a much better place to spend eternity.
@SwiftOnSecurity This is why Open Source exists. You don't have to do it.
@SwiftOnSecurity wake up, *get paid by Microsoft license fees,* pay Microsoft license fees, and die
@SwiftOnSecurity Excellent shitposting! You caught two nice ones today:
☑️ "Open Source" wide-mouth
☑️ "Micro$haft" crustacean
Throw another net out & see if you can catch more... collect all 10 in the series!
@SwiftOnSecurity there are two real choices in life Microsoft licensing fees or Splunk licensing fees