Horrified by the prospect of Suella Braverman's impending dismissal as Home Secretary.
Not because I *like* her but because the trajectory for the past 20 years has been a downward spiral.
So who will they install as Home Secretary next?
Dracula?
Hitler?
Kemi Badenoch?
Baron Harkonnen
What about that Harold Saxon fella?
@cstross At some point one has to ask whether it’s the politicians leading the Home Office to be ever more bigoted and authoritarian or the other way round.
Abolish the Home Office, I reckon. Break it up. Destroy the whole institution and find better ways to deliver its myriad functions.
@cstross
It's actually easy to fix it. Everywhere in the world, immigration is managed by the ministry for the economy, so even racists need to fight with basic self interest, and they are moderated.
In the UK, though, there's a spiral of paranoia and racism reinforcing each other, because of reinforcing biases because it's the Wrong Mandate.
@m0rpk @cstross I was musing about this the other day during the Covid inquiry. They were asking Patel about what had been done to help vulnerable people during lockdown and I was sat there thinking "why are they asking her about all this?"
The Home Office has become such a toxic force it took me far too long to remember that part of its job is meant to be protecting people.
@cstross Nooooo. No no no no no.
We must embrace the brief moments of relief. We deserve some respite before...
Oh no. No no no no no.
I think you're right.
*sobs*
Remember, the name of the monster was probably Adam, and he might actually be reasonable, what with empathy and kindness and caring. The scientist, on the other hand...seems like he'd fit right in.
@cstross As an American, I have been hesitant to comment about Braverman, but I always wonder. If she is successful in making UK into a country that is for white "English" people, will they ship *her* to Uganda?
I'm thinking of this in the "First they came for the..." sort of way.
Mark Francois?
@cstross my money would be on Jobhopper Grant Shapps.
This Conservative government is so intellectually impoverished he's pretty much the only choice who isn't an absolute headbanger.
Aren't all those busy, dead, or at least undead?
As an American, I am confused about British prerequisites for office.
To be fair, given Trump, I am also confused about ours. So I say that from a position of humility.
Your theory is tempting.
I wonder if over here we could also explain Trump as a botched summoning by Republican necromancers?
As in: They were looking for a destructive, dominant demon. But they borked a few letters on the summoning pentagram.
So instead of targeted destruction, they got a bull in a China shop (complete with bull exhaust). Instead of dominance, they got the Demon of Bloviation and Boasting.
But what explains the orange color, the hair, and the perpetually annoyed expression on his spouse's face?
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