Mastodawn

Horrified by the prospect of Suella Braverman's impending dismissal as Home Secretary.

Not because I *like* her but because the trajectory for the past 20 years has been a downward spiral.

So who will they install as Home Secretary next?

Dracula?

Hitler?

Kemi Badenoch?

@cstross my money would be on Jobhopper Grant Shapps.

This Conservative government is so intellectually impoverished he's pretty much the only choice who isn't an absolute headbanger.