I wonder why people get so fixated on "meme" solutions to company problems, e.g, with tumblr, people inevitably bring up how banning (some) porn doomed tumblr even though this doesn't appear to match what happened.

And the idea that you could just add porn back to tumblr to restore its former glory. It was acquired for $1B in 2013 and then reportedly for $3M in 2019.

Why would someone think that filling tumblr with porn will turn this $0 property that's losing $30M/yr into a $1B property?

With Twitter, I lost count of the number times I saw someone suggest that Twitter could become wildly profitable if they would only add an edit button and get rid of ranked timeline.

Those are both things I want, but an edit button is worth approximately $0 to Twitter and just allowing unranked feed at all is money losing for Twitter. As noted in https://mastodon.social/@danluu/109383845633490300, A/B tests show that, even among users who've chosen the linear feed, switching them to ranked feed is more profitable.

Another example is complaining about how no one makes small phones and how you could print money if you made a small phone. Of the people I know who express phone preferences, about 1/3 say that companies should stop making big phones.

Apple made a small phone with the iPhone mini line of phones, which they discontinued because basically no one buys small phones. I've bought small phones, but zero of the people I knew who complained about how big phones are bought an iPhone mini.

One that feels very similar to me car nerd forums are full of people explaining how BMW (or whatever) could make *so much* money if they'd only release a manual transmission wagon in North America.

My last car was a manual and my current car is a wagon, but these things very clearly don't sell. There have been manual wagons for sale in the U.S. and they just don't sell. Like with small phones, this is something people say they want but then don't actually buy.

@danluu I actually would buy two BMW wagons if they would sell them again, to replace the two we have currently. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Manual would be ideal, but not required.

@danluu if it can come in brown, so much the better. 😂

@steve For the reasons in https://mastodon.social/@danluu/111342679816775121, if there were a BMW wagon available in North America that used Mobileye's EyeQ4 high or EyeQ5, I'd buy it but I think I'd need to get a sedan or an SUV to get a BMW with that hardware.

Of course I could get a Subaru/Mercedes/Audi wagon, but I'm not sure that any of those are a safety upgrade from my Volvo wagon and they might be a downgrade.

@steve @danluu Not a Volvo fan? If you're into brown wagons...
@pervognsen @danluu they only sell various grays (and maybe ice blue if you’re lucky) in the USA now.
@steve @danluu Definitely turning their back on their "all the colors of mud you can imagine" ethos.
@danluu it’s frustrating to read this, knowing it’s true, even as I’m in like, all the pictures. I bought a Crosstrek with a manual transmission even though I had to wait an extra month because they order so few of them. I don’t understand why more people don’t act on their alleged preferences.
@anEXPer @danluu I'd love to know if social conformity has anything to do with it, keeping people buying things they see many enough others have bought.

@anEXPer @danluu I would love to have a smaller phone; but when I was looking to replace my last phone, there was an opportunity to get a good used phone kinda cheap, with the huge benefit that it already had LineageOS on it. I went for that and swallowed the drawback of the huge screen.

Also: if I have the choice between "small screen but overall crappy phone" and "huge screen but otherwise good phone" I choose the second one. Since there are only few small phones, that's always the result.

@danluu I returned a pixel fold for a zfold5 because the latter is smaller
@danluu or some people are sincere and disproportionately vocal, there just aren't enough of them to generate a ton of sales!
@danluu I would not buy a manual wagon bc I'm trying to get away from ICE cars, and my current ICE cars will probably run for 10 more years bc I barely drive them anymore.