Missing The PointTwitter wants to be a banking AND a dating app? You’ll have to be very specific as to which ATM you are looking for.
Leonie 
@MissingThePt Elon wants to impress some ladies I guess. Spoiler alert: he'll be forever alone just like Andrew Tate.
Steep_proper@koyu @MissingThePt Isn’t he married with children?
@magic_hat @MissingThePt he's single and everyone hates him. His only child (that with the alien name) that he has around has already been indoctrinated.
Selzero@koyu @magic_hat @MissingThePt
He has multiple children. Mostly twins because he pays for insemination. He just had another with Grimes and inseminated twins from one of his employees.
AlexanderMars@selzero @koyu @magic_hat @MissingThePt so he’s turning Twitter into an app to find and pay women to incubate his offspring. Perverse, but I can see the techbro billionaire brain rot at work.
Barry Schwartz 🫖@AlexanderMars @selzero @koyu @magic_hat @MissingThePt
He is a very abnormal specimen. We are talking Beyond Froot Loops. The problem is that we have a society whose members are easily fooled by such maniacs and sometimes give them great power.
(I have other examples but it is a huge topic.)
@AlexanderMars @selzero @koyu @magic_hat @MissingThePt
Hmm, an example appears immediately: https://newsie.social/@openDemocracy/111329798702519413
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Boris Johnson said Covid was ‘nature’s way of dealing with old people’ Former prime minister said he agreed that ‘we should let the old people get it’, Covid inquiry heard. https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/boris-johnson-covid-natures-way-dealing-with-old-people-patrick-vallance-inquiry/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=newsie_social&utm_content=natures_way #Covid #CovidInquiry #Covid19 #UK #BorisJohnson
@koyu @MissingThePt It looks like he has 10 children!
His ex-wives are quite pretty…probably has nothing to do with money
His ex-wives are quite pretty…probably has nothing to do with money
Alexander The 1st@MissingThePt Someone should at least show Elon this to shut down the idea: ( https://youtu.be/BWFLztKBrLY?si=eDBpR7Y8cTXh3vKO ).
Venmo CEO: We’re Fun! | CH Shorts
Chris Bohn@MissingThePt he might've just gotten the attention of the vice squad
Julia@MissingThePt imagine trusting your love life to Elong 😱
@@MissingThePt you can look for hot singles in your area while getting some clean crisp hot singles to spend on them?
Jeremy Huiskamp@MissingThePt “Find your next Ex on X.” 🤔
David Fowler@MissingThePt
Twitter is for Republicans stupids.
They love lies and nonsense and hate.
If you are still on Twitter you are supporting vile fascist lies.
#twitterisforfascists
Twitter is for Republicans stupids.
They love lies and nonsense and hate.
If you are still on Twitter you are supporting vile fascist lies.
#twitterisforfascists
lippyduck@MissingThePt "in an all-hands meeting"
Oh, that kind of dating.
Oh, that kind of dating.
@lippyduck @MissingThePt His target audience is the Lauren Boebert demographic.
@MissingThePt
Seems perfect for at least one Florida Congressman.
Dating app? Check.
Fund transfer app? Check.
Fash-friendly app? Check.
As long as there's no age limit, of course.
Greg Stolze@MissingThePt "Also, X should make music!"
Mr. Musk that's great but if we could focus on...
"X should rub your feet!"
I... r-rub your... is that a metaph-
"X SHOULD STILL LOVE ME!"
...is this, maybe, really about your ex-wife, Mr. Musk?
"...I just miss her so much..."
Mr. Musk that's great but if we could focus on...
"X should rub your feet!"
I... r-rub your... is that a metaph-
"X SHOULD STILL LOVE ME!"
...is this, maybe, really about your ex-wife, Mr. Musk?
"...I just miss her so much..."
Miguel FerrocarrilHe should have just put the sink down a year ago and said "right this is now a dating app" would have been a strong focused pivot.
How is it going to be a dating app now?
"Meet your dream Crypto dude, you never know who is living in a basement near you"
Kickstink@selzero @MissingThePt I still can’t get over how he’s just a 100% pure condensed embodiment of every single pompous techbro manager I’ve ever met, except a lot more rich, a lot less self-aware, shallower and much simpler. This man actually believes he is clever, it is INSANE.
@selzero @MissingThePt the cheapest man on earth has the most wealth.
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ferricoxide@MissingThePt
Even better: he's threatening the jobs of employees who don't switch from their current banks to the Bank of Elmo …which makes me wonder if unmarried employees will be expected to sign up for Elmo-Love?
Even better: he's threatening the jobs of employees who don't switch from their current banks to the Bank of Elmo …which makes me wonder if unmarried employees will be expected to sign up for Elmo-Love?
GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)@MissingThePt It‘s abstinence until marriage, right?
spv@MissingThePt ass to mouth
David Binkowski@MissingThePt he's all in on taking undatable, incel dudes money.
fwiw Tinder makes their money off of the 90%+ of ugly men who can't get dates so they pay for priority/boosts/etc.
beemoh@MissingThePt I make no comment about a British nickname for ATMs being "A Hole In The Wall"
rob@MissingThePt
I believe ATM is how he formulates his ideas. There appears to be a direct link.
I believe ATM is how he formulates his ideas. There appears to be a direct link.
Just Tired@MissingThePt
He could just buy Venmo and The Right Stuff app and make them as worthless as X
He could just buy Venmo and The Right Stuff app and make them as worthless as X
Rant_ifa 🖤❤️ hope
Rant_ifa
Gorgeous na Shock!@MissingThePt Core incompetency.
Sir David Nielsen@MissingThePt @lisamelton Twitter, casual banking in the form of our new Gas, Grass or Ass scheme.
Jamellica@MissingThePt He wants to do all the things!
Reay Jespersen@MissingThePt “It will be the world’s best dating app,” Elon says. “And also will replace all banks next year. It will do all of this and everything else of any interest to investors. Please, god, someone get this thing to make any money.”
Lee Calvin@MissingThePt
Pure gold 🏆
Pure gold 🏆
Simon 
@MissingThePt Elon just wants to get laid.