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EDVARDS@lowqualityfacts
Oh my gosh. Just think how much your abilities will improve after half a dozen boxes of wine. 🤪
You might get elected!
Bee O'Problem 
@lowqualityfacts in vino veritas
John Infante@lowqualityfacts I wouldn’t do it unless I was that drunk, so in that respect, this is true.
Steven D. Brewer 🏳️⚧️Via the NYTimes: Late Tuesday afternoon, Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky suggested that the only way to bridge the party’s divisions was to get everyone drunk.
“I think they’re going to have to bring alcohol in there to solve this,” he said. “There’s some angry drunks that can fight it out. There’s some friendly drunks like me. But I don’t see this happening without alcohol.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/24/us/politics/house-speaker-election.html
eestileib (she/hers)@stevendbrewer @lowqualityfacts
True Kentuckian, that one.
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea@lowqualityfacts to engage but not hold
nantucketlit@lowqualityfacts This is why Christopher Hitchens was such a pro.
Amador Hippie@lowqualityfacts I mean, it's probably no more wrong than the status quo, and there's either going to be a fist fight or a coming together. I say we make it happen.
Richard Knott@lowqualityfacts this is true, the House of Commons and bars are heavily subsidised and explains moments like this
Preston B. Bear@lowqualityfacts
Wait... This isn't a low quality fact! 🐻 🤔
Wait... This isn't a low quality fact! 🐻 🤔
proedie@lowqualityfacts This would explain why so many political debates on TV are such a freak show, nowadays. It became unacceptable to drink on TV.
H4Heights 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦@lowqualityfacts Two bottles a day, natch.
zendao42@lowqualityfacts
Manishevitz makes you lecture
Manishevitz makes you lecture
Wendy MsGator 🐊Man, I remember debating existentialism at the local pub after quite a few vodkas. It's not limited to politics.
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderTime to put that one to the test.
I had a lovely lunch once with my very elderly mum and dad, and my oldest sister in a very nice restaurant in Dublin.
My dad was host, and ordered what he considered to be the obligatory two bottles of wine.
My mum had a touch of dementia and needed a little minding for if/when she wandered off. Half a glass of wine.
My sister was designated driver and mummy-watcher/finder. Half a glass of wine.
1/2
My job, my sister informed me, was to, "keep dad company".
Say 5 glasses to a bottle; ten glasses total, minus 1 divided between Mum and sis.
After sis returned from retrieving mum from the parking lot, I nudged her to say, " I can't feel my face, it's gone numb!".
The conversation was excellent, I remember none of it. We left at least (thank the gods) half of the second bottle. In vino veritas, if we could only remember what said. They should bring transcribers.
2/2
David_grün@lowqualityfacts I knew it!