Mastodawn

John Infante Jul 8, 2024

@paulisci Shut down this year's contest, we have a winner.
https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112749907549664309

Ben (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image I do not know how I missed this story

beige.party

John Infante Jun 12, 2024

An NPC necessarily assumes the existence of a PC, a player character, who has free will.
https://mastodon.social/@kottke/112605289641358251

John Infante Jun 10, 2024

Garmin InReach: "Shit"

John Infante Jun 10, 2024

Executives: Nobody wants to work!

Also Executives: Why do all these people keep wanting to work?!
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112593380133694643

John Infante Jun 7, 2024

BREAKING: Crappy car company having trouble selling its crappy cars
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112575975670185644

John Infante Jun 6, 2024

“Fuddled” is the best word for drunk I’ve heard since “tight” ( @hotdogsladies)
https://mastodon.social/@samuelpepys/112566554576438149

John Infante May 14, 2024

Yes, please, absolutely. You should have to take a 1 hr course and pass a test on just this picture before you get a driver's license.
https://botsin.space/@xkcdbot/112437289388009218

xkcd bot (now with alt text) (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image · Content warning: 2932. Driving PSA

botsin.space

John Infante May 2, 2024

There are good lip sync performances, there are great lip sync performances, and then there are lip sync performances people have written thinkpieces about
https://wandering.shop/@jwisser/112372334006220966

Jonas Wisser (@[email protected])

Thanks to this recommendation, I just ran into Train's cover of Umbrella on this album, and you know what that means! It's once again time to watch Tom Holland's performance of Singin' in the Rain/Umbrella. :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-exSvB7Q

The Wandering Shop

John Infante May 2, 2024

Aleen May 2, 2024

You know the rule!!!
https://wandering.shop/@jwisser/112372334006220966

Jonas Wisser (@[email protected])

Thanks to this recommendation, I just ran into Train's cover of Umbrella on this album, and you know what that means! It's once again time to watch Tom Holland's performance of Singin' in the Rain/Umbrella. :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-exSvB7Q

The Wandering Shop

John Infante May 1, 2024

I think we’re going to look back on the gamblification of every leisure activity like we look back on newscasters smoking while they delivered the news.
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112367734076714911