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Via the NYTimes: Late Tuesday afternoon, Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky suggested that the only way to bridge the party’s divisions was to get everyone drunk.

“I think they’re going to have to bring alcohol in there to solve this,” he said. “There’s some angry drunks that can fight it out. There’s some friendly drunks like me. But I don’t see this happening without alcohol.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/24/us/politics/house-speaker-election.html

G.O.P. Nominates Mike Johnson for House Speaker After Spurning Emmer

The selection of the ultraconservative and low-profile Louisianian capped a topsy-turvy day and gave Republicans hope of ending the weekslong deadlock that has paralyzed the House.

The New York Times

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True Kentuckian, that one.