Lunchtime Poll! Your top 3 vampire movies, go!

And if they are not:

1) The Hunger.
2) Blade.
3) Near Dark

then please show your work.
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Lunchtime Poll! Your top 3 vampire movies, go!

And if they are not: 1) The Hunger. 2) Blade. 3) Near Dark then please show your work.

All of you people answering "The Lost Boys" had better do penance for that by coming to our Corey Feldman show on Nov 22. https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2023/11-22.html
@jwz in my nerd girl dorm circa 1989 The Lost Boys was an absolute obsession, complete with a townie boy who cosplayed as David and made the rounds of the girls. (Not me, I wasn’t nearly cool enough) Recently became aware I can still ID the opening credits by ear within about three seconds. Favorite? No. But deeply ingrained.
@jwz I enjoyed Byzantium and also the movie version of What We Do in the Shadows. (I agree completely on Blade.)

@jwz kinda hard to argue with this, TBH.

I have a soft spot for both Interview with the Vampire and Vamp, though.

@jwz 1. Only Lovers Left Alive (2013). 2. Vampire’s Kiss (1989). 3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992).
@jwz I might have to replace Near Dark with Daybreakers; I feel like Near Dark and The Hunger occupy the same sort of character-study semantic space and "vampires are transparently a metaphor for neoliberalism actually" is such an important subgenre I don't think I could have a top 3 without representing it. Also Sam Neill is so beautifully unhinged throughout

@jwz @jwz here's my take on top 3 vampire movies:

1. Thank You for Smoking
2. RoboCop
3. What We Do in the Shadows

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3. Lair of the White Worm. (Do not make me explain why Amanda Donohoe this movie rules)

2. Blade II. (So Del Toro-y. So wretched. Not for sober people.)

1. Near Dark (I mean fuck's sake here.)

Honorable mention honors:

- Daybreakers (Capitalism is the vampire, get it? Sam and Dean level car dumbness.)

- The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (Hammer AND Shaw? Hell yeah.)

- Blade (The Ref of vampire flicks)

- Anything Hammer (I said "anything." I thought I was clear.)

@kfringe @jwz Lair of the White Worm is not a _good_ film.

It is, however, a _great_ film.

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* Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) - "I never drink … wine";
* Nosferatu (1922) - because, pretentious;
* Chronos (1992) - Guillermo!

@subtl @jwz

If Chronos counts, it goes on the list!

@subtl I hope you appreciate that Oldman was *doing* Lugosi, there.
@jwz some mother******s always trying to ice skate uphill
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1) Van Helsing (2004) - for non-stop action
2) Bram Stoker's Dracula - for Tom Waits as Renfield
3) The Wisdom of Crocodiles (aka Immortality) - b/c Jude Law

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Ok, let's.get out of the Hollywood rut for a moment.

1. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
2. Night Watch
3. Day Watch

(2 & 3 not purely vampire films, but vampires figure significantly in them)

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my other favorite ones have already been mentioned, but I have very fond memories of "My Best Friend Is a Vampire" (1987)
@jwz Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter -- because of the historical accuracy.

@jwz Count Dracula (1977): Because Judi Bowker, tbh, but also Louis Jourdan climbing up the side of the castle like a bat is a core memory for me.

The Lost Boys: Very silly, and yet it did as much, and maybe more than Anne Rice in defining Vampire Chic. When I grow up, I want to be Barnard Hughes.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: It's sad what a douche canoe Joss Whedon has turned out to be, but Paul Fucking Reubens.

@jwz In no particular order:
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter because campy Hammer horror that broke from the expected vampire film mold
From Dusk Till Dawn because it hits that sweet spot of absolute madness
Let the Right One In (2008) just because it's a great movie that is also a great vampire movie
@jwz Daybreakers is my jam.

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1) Near Dark (obvs)
2) Dracula -1958 version Christopher Lee ( seriously come ON)
3) From Dusk til Dawn - a demented work of genius.

(But The Hunger is a very very fine film indeed)

@jwz I'm gonna go "Once More With Feeling", the Vorvon episode of Buck Rodgers, and the Sesame Street where Count von Count decides he's no good at counting anymore and tries to find another job
@jwz When you do the poll on movies about making vampire movies do not neglect Shadow of the Vampire.
@jwz I’m seriously worried that people are unironically listing Kurt Wimmer's "Ultraviolet” -- easily one of the three worst films I’ve ever seen in a movie theater. I think I'm going to choose to believe that they all misunderstood the “movie" stricture and are referring to the 1998 Channel 4 UK miniseries starring Idris Elba.
@jwz Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) for the vibes and OST alone makes it top tier on my list.