@kfringe

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The thing about black and white pictures of Stephen Miller is that he somehow always looks like you're wearing Roddy Piper's sunglasses.

On the one hand, having every election be an existential choice between democracy and reborn naziism can be exhausting. On the other hand -- and this is the important bit! -- you get to fuck over Nazis *all the time*, and that is premium, top-shelf, feel-good shit. It's fun!

And you get a sticker!

There are no old software developers. Just people with woodshops in their garage.
Pressure grows on President Biden to arrange prisoner swap with Boeing for two astronauts currently held indefinitely on international space station.
I wish I was a better person, but I will never not find it funny to imagine a fascist making their smug, punchable "O" face while raw-dogging a sectional like JG Ballard discovered Ikea.

I had NO SHIT fifteen friends calling yesterday so I could cheer them up. As in "tell me this isn't as fucked as I think it is."

I have no idea how fucked it is. It's completely outside my experience of fuckery. We're exploring improvisational levels of fuckitude while we're stapled to people who think rabies shots are a scam.

How the fuck fucked do you think it is that you're fucking calling me?

I'm not sure I was prepared for Cassette Futurism/Formica punk, but I welcome my formative consumer habits to the brave world of misguided aesthetics.

Merchants Are Getting People Killed.

Streetsblog:

No American city has the guts to commit to what Paris did and I'm going to be frank as to why.

The number one obstacle to any safety improvements is local merchants. Business owners and the merchant...
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Merchants Are Getting People Killed

Streetsblog: No American city has the guts to commit to what Paris did and I'm going to be frank as to why. The number one obstacle to any safety improvements is local merchants. Business owners and the merchant class believe that any customers they get are drivers. They are unswayed by research consistently showing that increased foot traffic and alternative travel to commercial areas ...

waiwaiwaiwaiwait. did you say TABS or spaces? oh my fucking god. oh my god. i’m so sorry, i have partial hearing loss
Okay, fine, Villeneuve gets one more, but we need Cronenberg to do the one where the kid covers himself in parasites and Lynch does the big worm guy one.