Miriam
Fake Metro TrainsHere's a short video from Latvia showing why you shouldn't treat railway lines as a playground.
defnull@fakemetrotrains Aus dem Stoff sind Kinder-Albträume gemacht.
StarkRG@fakemetrotrains Honestly, I don't think this would really happen. I think it's a fake.
Artūrs Liepiņš@StarkRG @fakemetrotrains as a Latvian I can confirm that people getting chased though the streets by trains is a big issue here
neoluddite@fakemetrotrains @jpm only put pennies and small rocks on train tracks, got it
Niclas HedhmanThe hardest part of the "flatten metal" (coin or other things) was to find it after it was struck by a train and bounced in any random direction.
Mauser II@fakemetrotrains
I think this video has the opposite effect on me.
Clearly, manipulating railway lines is fun and safe...
I think this video has the opposite effect on me.
Clearly, manipulating railway lines is fun and safe...
Chase@fakemetrotrains “But if you derail me, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
Patrick Gillam@caramelbeard @fakemetrotrains
“So here’s what I envision: Think ‘Taken,’ but in the role of Liam Neeson we have a trolly engine.”
@patrickgillam @fakemetrotrains I’d watch it — plus the eventual sequels and maybe the prequel, too.
@caramelbeard @fakemetrotrains
When you’re ready to draft a dark reboot of “Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends,” hit me up.
@patrickgillam @fakemetrotrains I’m a fan of the working title “Thomas the Pain Engine”
Matrix 
Canadian Curmudgeon@fakemetrotrains
Good video, thanks.
Good video, thanks.
clam@fakemetrotrains Best horror movie I've seen in 2023.
halcy 
@fakemetrotrains one of those kids then grew up to be an office worker who did not know about the new AMD Athlon processor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPi7oaalDcA
AMD bullet train commercial
Styx@fakemetrotrains Awesome
Je pense que ça va t'intéresser @El_Madkiller57
Ellie@fakemetrotrains that's nightmare fuel
arch-packetmancer@fakemetrotrains Laughs in American Gen X
eena meena me@fakemetrotrains "What now" if a beautiful ending.
Also, if i squint enough, i can read and almost understand that.
Old Tall Guy@fakemetrotrains I hate it when that happens!
Old account@fakemetrotrains @getalifemike At least I won’t play around trains in Latvia. They are relentless!
David's Alias 
@fakemetrotrains
I like this one a lot. A bit comical but still gets the point across.
I like this one a lot. A bit comical but still gets the point across.
Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉@fakemetrotrains @wingo we used to do that as kids. We stopped doing it when our dog ran into the train wheels and was cut in half.
Andy Wingo@Migueldeicaza @fakemetrotrains is… is that a real story??
@wingo @fakemetrotrains yes. Her name was Blanca. Sister ran to mom yelling “a tragedy happened”, mom thought I had an accident, came rushing furious. I couldn’t understand
@Migueldeicaza @fakemetrotrains gosh. sympathies, from across the years
ceyusa@Migueldeicaza @fakemetrotrains @wingo I used to do that too. And I wrote a short story about it
benni@fakemetrotrains we did the thing with the penny as kids, too :/
mirabilos@benni @fakemetrotrains we didn’t, we knew they were dangerous.
Børge@fakemetrotrains @babe Loving that one line!
Dragonhead@fakemetrotrains Video source?
Savičs@Dragonhead @fakemetrotrains It is from a series of stopmotion mini films called "Avārijas Brigāde"
You can find more of them here https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7F636D6DC951DFF7
Avārijas Brigāde un Latvijas Dzelzceļš
@exerra @fakemetrotrains Thanks for the link!
@fakemetrotrains oh, that’s actually cute
Lamaskier.wtf@fakemetrotrains this is sooo cute I'm gonna dieee
Theo Jaguar@fakemetrotrains Playing on the railway will replace cars with trains, which is more ecological :3c
Vincent392
@fakemetrotrains Latvian train physics, noted.
Should mention: Irish train physics are:
Timetable? Lmao we just appear.
Should mention: Irish train physics are:
Timetable? Lmao we just appear.
Renato, aka Krull@fakemetrotrains HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
solipsistnation@fakemetrotrains this is what peak transit looks like.
Benjamin D. Hutchins@fakemetrotrains Steven Spielberg's DUEL (1971), Latvian tram edition.
Suburban Druid@fakemetrotrains That was… a video.
gabriele renzi@fakemetrotrains I'm so disappointed the ending was not the conductor slapping the kid really hard, once.
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@fakemetrotrains the train took that personally
Dan@fakemetrotrains Yeah! Get those kids!
asraelvudogel@fakemetrotrains
This reminds me of the video "dump ways to die" 😁
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Becky T@Maker_of_Things@strangeobject.space You know, Chigley was a lot darker than I remembered. 😬😉
Frank Petrie@fakemetrotrains priceless
@fakemetrotrains Somebody show this to Adam Savage, STAT!
𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚊 
@fakemetrotrains childhood memory unlocked