Good morning Melbourne!
In response to the current fuel crisis the Vic Govt has made public transport free across the state from 31st March until the end of April.
Our ticket thugs will continue to aimlessly roam the network, deprived of their natural prey.
This Aug 1981 Weston Langford pic shows Parcels Van 2CM near West Footscray.
Parcel Vans were an efficient way to send illicit drugs around Melbourne. After the withdrawal of parcel services, dealers resorted to other methods of distribution.
Metro 5.30pm Update:
Heavy rains across parts of Melbourne this afternoon.
Given our rail infrastructure is not rated to handle any type of weather we're quite surprised there's no major delays, incidents or other shitfuckery.
Good morning Melbourne!
Today (Mar 21) is World Day For Glaciers.
To acknowledge this important event we're offering free travel across our network for glaciers today.
World Day for Glaciers is an opportunity to raise global awareness about the critical role of glaciers, snow and ice in the climate system and the hydrological cycle, and the economic, social and environmental impacts of the impending changes in the Earth’s cryosphere.
This Dec 1963 Weston Langford pic shows S310-313-316 leading a Sydney-bound Intercapital Daylight Express at Spencer Street.
Before the station rebuild, rebrand and architectural crime scene which somehow manages to be worse in every way.
Imagine getting drunk, deciding to get public transport home and trying to work out why the fuck your bus isn’t moving.
Metro 5.35pm Update:
All lines are running well this afternoon.
This is because we spent most the day scrolling TikTok and completely forgot to organise any fuckups.
Fake Metro Trains
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