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Low Quality Facts"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes
"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
Half Cocked Law@lowqualityfacts I am a recovering baby
Stefan Scholl@lowqualityfacts "That's the guy" vs. "That's the weird guy"
Steven D. Brewer 🏳️‍⚧️B. Kliban nailed this one years ago: https://www.gocomics.com/kliban/2012/03/21
SquidAceBoi@stevendbrewer @lowqualityfacts fml I’m past my twenties and I already sound like this.
Claudius Link@lowqualityfacts
Reminds me of
"With some adults is very hard to imagine that they were a child. But there are no exceptions. Everyone started as a baby"
From the German book
Everything family
About the kid, dads, the new girlfriend, the brother, ex wife and other relatives
https://www.klett-kinderbuch.de/buecher/details/alles-familie.html
:labrys-xf-p: HighPriestessTerra :labrys-xf-b: 
@lowqualityfacts what if im still young at heart
Tertle950@Mondobizarrro @lowqualityfacts that's called being immature, you should grow up and do taxes and office work like the rest of Society(tm)
gregsdennis@lowqualityfacts "I am a former baby" sounds exactly like something an AI would say. 🤨
neena maiya@lowqualityfacts “I am someone’s baby.”
Steve Griffin@lowqualityfacts That's going on my resume
Phoenix Blue (they/them)@lowqualityfacts I was assigned baby at birth.
Brecht Savelkoul@lowqualityfacts Unfortunately, I have no recollection of having ever been a baby, so I cannot use this line in good faith.
potatoxel@lowqualityfacts wait.. how do you know i am a former baby? o:
NoHomers@lowqualityfacts Mark Zuckerberg needs this advice.
ulrikkoldThere's an older Danish skit, that has a line that goes something like this (I'm paraphrasing and translating here): Adults are simply kids, that have gone insane.
Extinction (our fate)
LL af R 
@lowqualityfacts honestly think i’m using this next time someone says tell me about yourself “well, i was a baby.”
theumlauter@lowqualityfacts ugh. i'm afraid this may exceed the low quality standard that i'm here for :/
also: i'm an adult.
Trousers Botherer 
@lowqualityfacts previously a baby
@lowqualityfacts should’ve added that to my resume when I was job hunting!!
Lawler Hix 
@lowqualityfacts How do you do, fellow humanoids.
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
I followed a lady (don't remember if it was here or on twitter) who had in her bio "Future corpse".
Gruik@lowqualityfacts doesn't work with Elon
DomiLeaf 🏴@lowqualityfacts Haha, jokes on you, libs, I'm so poor that I make the government spend money just to determine that I'm too poor to be worth the money to determine if I'm too poor for...
Hold on, I'm confused.
Advanced Persistent Teapot@lowqualityfacts
"I -was- an adult"
- technically correct, the best kind of correct
- darkly mysterious; you were, but what are you now? Still an adult? Some unholy state that cannot be written?
Don Whiteside@lowqualityfacts Great minds think alike.
(NSFW) https://youtu.be/fAWvvE9w6Po
Started as a Baby (Jon Lajoie)
Sanick!@lowqualityfacts good one
UrsaIs 'I am a future corpse' viable?
netbat@lowqualityfacts bold of you to assume I pay taxes
Binro the Heretic (he/him)@lowqualityfacts
I wasn't just a baby; I was the winning sperm!
I wasn't just a baby; I was the winning sperm!
Jonah Gibberish@lowqualityfacts "I am half sperm and half egg."
Wiikifox@lowqualityfacts "I'm a former star":
- It's technically the truth
- Sounds fancy
- Shows that you enjoy physics
- Could be mistaken for Michael Jackson
- It's technically the truth
- Sounds fancy
- Shows that you enjoy physics
- Could be mistaken for Michael Jackson
Yasoo Morimoto🧬@lowqualityfacts I don't like it, this is extremely high quality
@lowqualityfacts I don't like it, this is extremely high quality.
⛧ 𝔅𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 ⛧@lowqualityfacts i am a former baby in management