"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes

"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby

Kliban by B. Kliban for March 21, 2012 | GoComics.com

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@stevendbrewer @lowqualityfacts fml I’m past my twenties and I already sound like this.