"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes

"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby

@lowqualityfacts what if im still young at heart
@Mondobizarrro @lowqualityfacts that's called being immature, you should grow up and do taxes and office work like the rest of Society(tm)