You always hear about threat actors, but not threat musicians – makes u think

@SwiftOnSecurity Threat Stage Crew.

My son would be saying "Oh yep, we're a threat to be sure."

@SwiftOnSecurity
on the other hand, we do hear about both bad actors and bad musicians
@SwiftOnSecurity does that make pen testers "threat thespians"?
@SwiftOnSecurity sounds like it's time for me to get my violin out of the closet
@SwiftOnSecurity I mean, there are threat models
@TechConnectify @SwiftOnSecurity also threat vectors, which implies the existence of threat mathematicians.
@mellowfish @TechConnectify @SwiftOnSecurity why is nobody talking about the real danger? Threat quaternions. Confusing AND deadly.
@mellowfish @TechConnectify @SwiftOnSecurity I believe those are just called "actuaries" 😋
@TechConnectify @SwiftOnSecurity If there was one lesson to learn from Zoolander...
@SwiftOnSecurity They're just having a rest between bars.
@SwiftOnSecurity but what about the triple threat singing, dancing and acting threats?
@SwiftOnSecurity it’s the threat poets you really gotta watch out for
@SwiftOnSecurity wait til you come across a threat director
@jkbecker @SwiftOnSecurity all roles exist in Security Theater.
@SwiftOnSecurity Mostly true, but some cyber criminals will sing for their freedom if indicted in a group.
@SwiftOnSecurity you gotta watch out for the Threat EGOT, there’s almost nothing you can do
@SwiftOnSecurity my first thought is Crass, my second, G.G. Allin.
@SwiftOnSecurity Definitely hope the threat actors don't strike next.
@SwiftOnSecurity they should’ve sent a threat poet

@SwiftOnSecurity that's because you aren't hip anymore to the cool grooves kids are rocking out to boomer 😎

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_music

Danger music - Wikipedia

@SwiftOnSecurity threat writer, threat VFX, executive threat producer
@SwiftOnSecurity I’m more of a threat craft services guy
@SwiftOnSecurity sir I would like to be in your band
@SwiftOnSecurity some of them play in a risk quartet.
@SwiftOnSecurity that’s because I always play it safe
@SwiftOnSecurity maybe they were young and needed the money?
@SwiftOnSecurity
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm an actor.
- TV? Cinema?
- Threat.
@SwiftOnSecurity threat flash mobs is going to be the new trend for late 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity occasionally hire some threat mimes to do some pen testing though
@SwiftOnSecurity Except for the QAnon folks who now portray Taylor Swift as Satan because her boyfriend is endorsing COVID-19 vaccinations, which they call the "death shot," which supposedly turns all of us into zombies, controlled by 5G frequencies. If they did know that 5G isn't a frequency, and that a vaccine cannot control your mind, they surely aren't making their public aware of it.
@SwiftOnSecurity didn’t U2 hack my iPhone to push one of their singles to it? :p
@SwiftOnSecurity well if you talk about acting AND singing you’re only one step away from the dreaded “triple threat”