@Jyoti can AI draw a very tired looking bald eagle on a bicycle with this caption?
Or maybe dammit I ate a snack and now I have to ride 40km so I feel like less of a sludge.

@smellsofbikes

YOU can draw it! 

@Jyoti I can't even draw a goose.

@smellsofbikes @Jyoti

Defnly draw a smelly goose and caption it accordingly. I’m sure it will resonate

@smellsofbikes

But can you not draw a goose not drawing an eagle?

AHA!

@Jyoti I can 100% for sure not draw any of that, yes. :P
@Jyoti Mostly, I enjoy my daily walk, but I have had days where this is my predominant feeling.
@Jyoti
I just traipse around the house & pet my kitties
@Jyoti Physical and mental health are not something you can joke with. I know that mental conditions can get confused one with another if not careful.
@Jyoti why can I totally understand how this bird feels?

@LABB

The bird is us, we are the bird.

One day, you're razoring through the sky, death dripping from your gleaming talons.

The next, you can't even make yourself get out of bed to shower. You just lie there, sniffing your increasing funk as the hours pass.

@Jyoti yup. Tried it for a week and realized, to my great despair, that it worked.

@Notthesmartestguy

That's the fucker, innit?

Like, I know that I will feel better today if I just go out for a ten minute walk.

Can I get past my fear of going outside to do it?

Not today, Toto.

@Jyoti @Notthesmartestguy

You might like a subreddit I moderate. /r/eood. It stands for exercise out of depression. It's not the best name but we are stuck with it now.

@robcornelius @Notthesmartestguy

I'm fully down with how it sounds like the name of a Doctor Who villain.

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@Notthesmartestguy

I love Astrid! She's SOO COOOL! 

@Jyoti @lisamelton I printed this out and put it on the front door of my office, just to let people know why I wasn’t in there at all times.

@robinrenee @lisamelton

This is SOOO COOL!

You have made my day, THANK YOU!

  

@Jyoti @lisamelton Glad to hear it! Thanks for passing it along.  
@Jyoti ...at a stupid time of day when I should really just be sitting around drinking coffee.

@RenkeSiems

If you really think about it, when shouldn't we be sitting around with our fellow apes, chatting shit over a nice cup of coffee?

We're meant to be doing this for 8 - 10 hours a day.

It's almost like being wage slaves is bad for our mental health 🤔

@RenkeSiems @Jyoti or if you’re in Scotland just now in the constant pouring rain 😖

@strathearnrose @RenkeSiems

But on the plus side: MIDGES

@Jyoti tell me you’ve been to Scotland without telling me you’ve been to Scotland @RenkeSiems

@strathearnrose @RenkeSiems

Let me tell, the Pontins Camp in Ayr was the place to be in the '70s!

@Jyoti are you sure that wasn’t Butlins??@RenkeSiems

@strathearnrose

Hmmm.. I def remember it being a Pontins but I could be wrong. I remember because it wasn't a Butlins.

I fell in the pedalo lake! :'(

@Jyoti see, I definitely went to Butlin’s in Ayr when I was 3. Going to have to double check now 😂

@strathearnrose

Hahah I am soooo foncused!

@Jyoti I’ve checked. We’re both right! Ayr had a Butlins AND a Pontins in the 1950s!!!

@strathearnrose

Ahh, thank fuck for that!

I remember kids at school making fun of me cos I said we were going to Pontins, they were like 'They can't afford a Butlins!'

If I'd imagined all of that, I would be VERY worried.

#AyrPontins #PedaloLakeCalamity

@Jyoti This was especially funny to read when xe were walking around outside for xir health.
@ashiel oui. bon ceci dit moi c'est weekly faut pas déconner.
@Jyoti Literally me, minus headphones

@Nixie

I find headphones can at least give me the illusion of being at home a little bit. And people don't talk to you!

Double win.

@Jyoti thanks this reminded me to actually go take a walk
@Jyoti the spiteful walk

@CedricBoismain

Innit? Last week, I was feeling awful but decided to bully msyelf into a walk.

SOO... I took max pain meds, put my hernia belt on and did the damn walk.

I felt soooo good. Couldn't do anything the day after, mind but it was my personal Everest, that 15 minute walk.

@Jyoti
*grumbling*
whothefucktookthatpictureofme