jestergirls
your boyfriend's a stag now
state sanctioned violence barbie
top 5 bloodborne weapons
nutsacktorturer
take us away boys
imagine all the people
crochet
yugoslavia
pork prism
mushroom
tintin
a demigod walking among mortals
uruk-hai scimitar
seahorse mannerisms
dogs dont see colour like we do
james team rocket
depressed catman
sloppy penis optimisation
marcus aurelius
the body of the gluten free christ
jerry is here
plorn
both a pun and also fucking loss
italian manwhore summer
funky dudes
a class on what
a clinically insane yet correct take
it's true it's there I saw it
gorbachev
bike helmet
42069
the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy
lord montague
milk
dwarven pussy
tough loyal knight
good news
two paths they can take to enlightenment
she
behold! an airplane!
this timeline truly isn't the worst possible
and readers, the day he did was one of tumblr's finest
miscellaneous duke of edinburghposting, part 1
the chair
the difference
originally posted 10th april 2021.
a rosé
girldinner
married straight guy
he or she might be giants
dry the wets
mid wife
alaska state trooper ken marsh
ghosts in my taxi cab
link
untitled document
lunch wisdom
deep space nine
penis strike at the cock factory
@stavvers @patterfloof Could you imagine getting home, there's all these pigeons sat on the window ledge (with associated mess..), you finally open the window, remove the messages one by one, the pigeons all leave. You open the messages and they all just say lol...
@stavvers Worth noting that in roughly 98% of bird species the males don't have a penis. (Dishonourable exception; the Muscovy duck, which has a spring-loaded internally stored corkscrew-shaped jackhammer nearly as long as its own body and has been filmed molesting the corpse of another male duck (pre-deceased) because birb kingdom overcompensation I guess, it's just the Andrew Tate of waterfowl)

@stavvers Then there’s the 24th century virtual brothels aka holosuites

And BASEBALL

@stavvers "Watch the Irishman suffer" 😆
@stavvers I absolutely put money on that being better than the actual elevator pitch.

@stavvers A very correct summary.

Also "Why is Star Trek so woke now. It was never woke in the past."

*sarcasm*

@stavvers It was not immediately clear whether the horny bastard reptile man was Garak or Dukat :O
@stavvers Regardless...would watch again. Especially because of Pope Karen being obnoxious.
@stavvers Rom is a mechanical genius, not an idiot :(
@stavvers lol, "Watch The Irishman Suffer"
Oh and he did, poor guy!

@stavvers My family has just started our first DS9 viewing. We've all seen smatterings of TNG to various extents, so we're looking forward to more trek.

That first episode though... yowser. It was endured, rather than enjoyed. I am confident it will improve.

@tj @stavvers season 1 has an episode called Duet. It’s an early tease of what the show becomes (it takes a while to get going).

If you love Duet, you’re in for a ride.

Oh, and avoid skipping episodes. It’s much more serialized than TNG, and even scenes that seem minor can contain relevant character development for many seasons later.

@stavvers You forget "the Captain's teenage son who is somehow not a prodigy"

@stavvers I turned my Gf into a trekkie (inadvertently). Now our car is named Zora.

This may be the edge I need to convince her to give a try to DS9

@stavvers "we have a genderfluid character, but it's not the character who's an actual fluid; that one is aroace"
@stavvers everyone loves Goblin Does a Crime and Watch an Irishman Suffer, top tier tv
@stavvers Bristol has a local urban myth along the same lines. Is there a global phenomenon of ghosts in Taxis?
@stavvers he answered his true calling
@stavvers okay this is my favourite thing I've seen today.
@stavvers seen on the birdsite
@skington @stavvers There are nights when I can not sleep quickly, and I pass the time thinking about this wet / dry sequence meme.
@skington @stavvers Thanks for not adding the final "wet the wets" image...
@skington
one fine culture technique
well put :)
@stavvers
@stavvers not to put too fine a point on it...
@stavvers
Why they changed it I don't know /
Maybe the woke libs told them so
@stavvers i once attended this huge dinner with the king and talked with a very famous historian, when istanbul came up, and he explained "you know, we christians call it constantinople", and i said "as a scandinavian you should call it miklagård" and left (we both are, of course, wrong)
@stavvers Re the alt text: That's not a bowl of yogurt with artfully arranged berries. That's three halves of cherry tomatoes – i.e. 1.5 cherry tomatoes total – on a bare plate. Hence the fork.
@stavvers Is this a Schitts' creek reference?! 😁
I saw one user throwing a confetti party for Philip's deathday