Miriam BooshFound my new thing
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Obsolete@Miriamm
π Keep us informed of your progress.
π Keep us informed of your progress.
Em McDonald π³οΈββ§οΈ@Miriamm Not all heros wear capesβ¦ or anything else.
@housewarmer exactly I hope it becomes a trend
Κα΄Ι΄ α΄α΄α΄α΄α΄ΡΙͺΚΚ@Miriamm Iβve had JWs find me naked in the garden. They threw a copy of the Watchtower and ran off.
Stone Bear@Miriamm LOLOLOL! My late SO ( π―οΈ )'s kid had a Chinese water snake. SO had it out playing with it one day when πͺ π ... SO heads downstairs to the door. Snake heads somewhere warm... down SO's shirt. Just about the time she opens the door the snake decides to have a look-see. Door opens. JW's open their mouths, see SNEK, and SCREAM.
There was a LONG set of steps leading to our apartment.
THEY DIDN'T HIT A ONE. π¨
We never got bothered again.
Chris Lamke@stonebear @Miriamm When you said Chinese Water Snake, I was thinking it was some kind of sprinkler toy your late SO was going to let loose on them. Would be great to see footage of the snake surprise.
Sector9@Miriamm
If they dare to show up again, she needs to send her boyfriend out there, naked, yelling "Succumb to my devil vagina magic".
Always turn it up 100% if they dare to return.
If they dare to show up again, she needs to send her boyfriend out there, naked, yelling "Succumb to my devil vagina magic".
Always turn it up 100% if they dare to return.
Callalily@Miriamm
π€£ I wish I was at home when they came knocking at my door. My old ass body would come to the door & they'd run away scared.
π€£ I wish I was at home when they came knocking at my door. My old ass body would come to the door & they'd run away scared.
Kevin Marks@Miriamm that sounds even more fun than the time I got a mother/daughter pair talking about Eve and the serpent. I started explaining about Astarte, Lilith and snake goddesses. Then I went to the bookcase for Robert Graves's mythology books and they made their excuses and left.
Alex, the Hearth Fire@KevinMarks @Miriamm okay, what do I need to know about snake goddesses? (Somewhat familiar with Lilith midrash.)
@WizardOfDocs @Miriamm Graves's Greek Myths book and The White Goddess have a theory of transition from historic matriarchy and snake worship to patriarchy and Greek mythology and later Christianity. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greek_Myths
It is a bit fanciful but demonisation of Eve and snakes as religious competition is a fun discussion to have with biblical literalists. Graves summaries of the myths are good.
It is a bit fanciful but demonisation of Eve and snakes as religious competition is a fun discussion to have with biblical literalists. Graves summaries of the myths are good.
Maarten Pelgrim@Miriamm that'll teach em:)
@Miriamm can anyone break this down? A magical vagina? The devilβs vagina? The devilβs magic comes out of the vagina?
Dec [{(
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Maybe they interrupted her https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Devil%27s%20Doorbell
Maybe they interrupted her https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Devil%27s%20Doorbell
Pablo Rrrrrrr@Miriamm I feel they shouldβve spelled it magick
HowToPhil (Phillip R)Me many times with them...
"Sir, do you have a few minutes to talk about God?"
"No thanks. I really don't like to talk about myself."
* JW BSOD *
TopKnotI need advice on using this tactic. Would a male friend of mine
get arrested he I did the same thing but screamed "Succumb to My Devil Penis Magic!"?
Again, I'm asking for a friend. π
@Miriamm my dad always argued with them. He enjoyed it. He told everyone he was doing the neighbours a service by keeping them away from them.
I know of funnier stories along the lines of the image but I am not going to get into it.
Thereβs a funny meme that goes like: if you get an email with the subject knock knock donβt open it. Itβs JWs working at home.
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
@Miriamm the difference between the story I referred to is that it is real and this was satirical it seems. Sadly.
Democracy Dies in Dumbass@Miriamm I'm gonna need a link to this story....
LGsMom@Miriamm Not all heroes wear clothes.
@Miriamm
My husband said to them many years ago when they knocked on his door. He told them he couldn't be a witness because he didn't see the accident.
My husband said to them many years ago when they knocked on his door. He told them he couldn't be a witness because he didn't see the accident.
PamelaWaldman@Callalily @Miriamm thanks for the chuckle!
Zalasur πΈπΊπ¦@Miriamm Not all heroes wear capes. π
Phil Rees@Miriamm They've not visited since we adopted the goats.
Russ@Miriamm take a sweater, itβs chilly tonight.
Matt Willemsen@Miriamm Unfortunately, this never works for men.
MadisonMonkey@Miriamm ππππ
Joe Hill π΅πΈπΊπ¦@Miriamm I had a workmate that used to greet religious proselytizers with βI was just about to jump in the shower. Would you care to join me?β
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Chupacabra 78704@Miriamm long to be ruled by pussy or girlcock
ChrisAshtear@Miriamm brb becoming a jehovahs witness
NellyLorey@Miriamm I bet they saw a healthbar appear when they knocked on her door
hazelnot 
@Miriamm this is, unfortunately, satire
Wish it was true though