Fun fact about Microsoft #Windows: if you type Ctrl-Shift-Alt-Win-L, LinkedIn will open in your default browser. This is an OS hotkey that cannot be turned off.

I know this reads like a joke but it isn't.

@sixohsix not working for me on Windows (Win 10 Home, 19045.3324). Thought it might be bc I'm using Canadian English, or my custom keyboard layout that adds some Linux-like Compose key sequences, but switching to US English & built-in US QWERTY layout doesn't change anything.

I'm somewhat disappointed 😐

@nev hmm, that is really strange. What model of keyboard do you have? Maybe that combination of modifiers doesn't work because it's a very unusual feature. Does it print an "L"? Or do anything?

@sixohsix update: hooked up a different keyboard (a wireless Lenovo one, full layout) and it worked!!! Custom keyboard layout and all. Guess it was just the one I was using (no-name somewhat less-than-full USB one).

Amazing. Brings me even closer to installing Linux on this box.

@nev @sixohsix worked on french win10 pro (with fr keyboard layout)
edit: saw you've got it working
@sixohsix Wow. The reason seems to be that they've sold keyboards with an "Office" modifier key that in reality only corresponds to Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win.
@sqrt2 @sixohsix For me, that keystroke opened up https://www.linkedin.com/?trk=Officekey, which definitely seems to confirm that.
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@sqrt2 @sixohsix What else is this key good for then?
@leoniensieger @sixohsix Launching other Microsoft services in your browser 🤷
@sqrt2 @sixohsix is this the same old “menu” key that was added along with the two Windows keys when keyboards expanded from 101 to 104 keys back when Win95 was released? I can’t find that weird rectangle key anymore.
@jonathankoren @sixohsix No, different key. Like you say, the menu key geniuine, one of the system/appliaction keys in the 104/105 key layout, and doesn't trigger this short cut.

@sqrt2
Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+...
W = Word
P = PowerPoint
O = Outlook
X = Excel
T = Teams
(no other key) = MS 365

The order in which the modifier keys are pressed doesn't matter.

@sixohsix

@sixohsix that .. is horrible! i didn't believe it, until i tried it!
@sixohsix what. the. actual. fuck. You’re not even kidding. 🤮
@sixohsix surprised it doesn't open in Edge no matter what your default is. 😅
@amxmln @sixohsix don't give them ideas 😄

@sixohsix Oh FFS...

I take it all back. Windows is always disappointing and still has surprises.

@patrick_h_lauke @sixohsix Holy cow, I've been out of the loop! Microsoft has been adding even more special keys to the keyboard, while I'm still using a 30 year old IBM Model M keyboard.

https://www.theverge.com/2019/10/11/20909475/microsoft-office-key-emoji-key-keyboards

Microsoft has dedicated Office and emoji keys on its new keyboards

Microsoft’s latest keyboards come with new Office and emoji keys. The Office key can launch a hub for Microsoft’s productivity apps, or shortcuts to apps like Excel, Word, and more. The emoji key launches Windows 10’s emoji picker

The Verge
@patrick_h_lauke Oh wow, that would explain how my cat was somehow able to open Teams on my laptop after walking across my keyboard despite me never using it before.
Little Whirlwind went sightseeing in Germany today 🇩🇪
@sixohsix At least its the default browser 🫣🙄
@sixohsix There are more of them: Try O, for example, with all these modifiers.

@sixohsix I didn't believe it until I tried it... truly we live in hell.

Windows 11 would be a fantastic OS if it weren't for the ads and crap all over it.

@sixohsix This is shocking and unbelievable.

You’re telling me it respects your default browser setting and doesn’t force it open in Edge?

@sixohsix Threw this info at my coworkers, and some reported that new MS keyboards have an "office" key, which map to Shift+Ctrl+Alt+Win -- so Office+L for LinkedIn, Y for Yammer, T for teams etc.

( https://www.weston-tech.com/blog/did-you-know-shiftctrlaltwinl-opens-linkedin-on-windows/ )

Did You Know Shift+Ctrl+Alt+Win+L Opens LinkedIn on Windows? - Weston Technology Solutions

We like keyboard shortcuts as they will help speed up your work habits if you can learn some of them. We're not sure how useful this is.

Weston Technology Solutions
@sixohsix holy shit that works, but why? No one is going to hold down all those keys for a shortcut outside of someone mentioning it like you did or if a cat is walking on the keyboard.
@KingDeadWolf @sixohsix on LinkedIn, nobody knows you're a cat

@KingDeadWolf @sixohsix this article explains https://www.howtogeek.com/816348/did-you-know-shiftctrlaltwinl-opens-linkedin-on-windows

tl;dr microsoft introduced a special office key, that would open linkedin if you pressed “office+l”. For compatibility the office key is actually sending “Shift+Ctrl+Alt+Windows”

@KingDeadWolf @sixohsix As far as I understand, Microsoft tried to introduce a dedicated Office Key, that allows users to quickly open certain applications. And Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Win is the Code the Keyboard would send if this key was pressed. Combined with "L" it's a shortcut for opening LinkedIn.
"W" opens Word, "T" Teams, etc.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/using-the-office-key-df8665d3-761b-4a16-84b8-2cfb830e6aff

Using the Office Key - Microsoft Support

Apparently this is the Office Key
Using the Office Key - Microsoft Support

@soulfire @sixohsix Yeeep.

And it also means that the four modifier keys pressed and released ("office key" alone) will either launch your 365 hub app or a web browser going to microsoft explanation page saying the hub app is not installed.

All those combos are implemented in explorer.exe, but then it generally launches stuff via an URL-handler (ms-officeapp:// if I recall correctly?) which can be overridden in the registry to some harmless exe that'll not know what to do with the parameters. I tend to point it to rundll32 because lazy.

@sixohsix this is the kind of stuff you can only learn from mastodon XD
@sixohsix the reason for this is that, on some Microsoft keyboards, they added a dedicated key for office. You can press it + the first letter of office apps, or LinkedIn too for some reason, to open the corresponding app. But because there aren't any unused modifier keys, they made the key simulating Ctrl+shift+alt+win and registered the shortcuts on every windows install instead of realizing that this is awful if they don't at least add an option to disable it
@luna @sixohsix I still don't understand why the HID spec hasn't seen an update to allow extended modifier keys for supporting hosts. that 8-bit field is really outdated.
@luna @sixohsix while it's true there aren't any unused modifier keys left, there are twelve perfectly fine function keys practically no piece of software (or keyboard other than weird nerds' QMK layouts) use 🤔
@shi @luna @sixohsix I bound my mouse keypad to to them so I can use them for global program shortcuts without fear of collosions
@ripp_ @luna @sixohsix Similarly I have two keys on my modifier row that are tap dances for F13-F17 and F18-F22 respectively and pressed together send a F23 and use them for exactly the same thing :) Very convenient and surprisingly compatible.
@sixohsix This and many more reasons are why I use a WaaP (Windows as a Pariah) model.
@sixohsix What the hell?? Why M$??
@sixohsix that's not a hotkey - thats a workplace safety hazard
@sixohsix That's just the pizza key with extra steps

@sixohsix that was for some oddball keyboard they made or something and they just made it emulate a keybind noone would press and uh

hardcoded that into windows i guess 😭

@sixohsix I was SO hoping you were having us on, but sadly it's true! Urgh!
@sixohsix What in the actual fuck?!
@sixohsix At least it uses your default browser, not Edge? :)
@sixohsix how does that impact your day to day activities? does it impede any workflows?
@sixohsix Yikes! He's not kidding. 🤯 😠
@sixohsix Tested this on Windows 10 and the key combination opened an installer for "Office 365", something which had to my knowledge previously not been installed on my computer.
@mcc @sixohsix I've just had it do both of those, all in the background rather than the foreground. This is shit. Not that I'd ever generally press that particular combination of keys but still.
@mw1cgg @mcc @sixohsix wow it really does both. but with a significant delay on opening the installer, for me. microsoft what are you doing
@mcc @sixohsix I just tried it on Windows 11 and both those things happened lol
@mcc @sixohsix i don't even anymore. meanwhile, virtual desktops gets more junky every update. used to be my favourite windows feature.
@mcc @sixohsix so it’s a competition for finding the biggest lose is what you’re saying

@mcc @sixohsix that's how that happens? So often for me I'm fighting a troll with a viking bow and arrow or whatnot and suddenly, valheim is interrupted by Office 365 pop up.

Troll wins again.

@sixohsix @mcc On macOS, meanwhile, this combination shows the Ted Lasso trailer

@sixohsix This is for the “Office Key” on specific Microsoft keyboards.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/using-the-office-key-df8665d3-761b-4a16-84b8-2cfb830e6aff

Instead of mapping the Office key to a hidden button, they mapped it to a Ctrl-Shift-Alt-Win.

Using the Office Key - Microsoft Support