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Miriam BooshThe worst thing about this Musk vs Zuck thing is it's making people root for Zuck. STOP IT, FIND ENOUGH SPACE IN YOUR HEART TO VISCERALLY HATE BOTH OF THEM
Jlo@Miriamm How about we just find them in space? Preferably with no atmosphere?
@jlo i'm all for that
Matthew
Pythia@Miriamm thats why I'd watch the fight, to see them both getting punched in the face
SallyBlack
Lt. Commander Reggie@Miriamm visceral and fiery hate for the billionaires-are-in-charge system. #BurnCapitalistSystems Capitalism prospers when the majority of the population suffers. #CapitalistsAreSystemicallyRacist #AntiBlackRacism feeds billionaires (P.S. but no S 😘 I’m mad with a fiery rage, see pic below #Alt4You )
Richard W. Woodley ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦🌹🚴♂️📷 🗺️
Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦@the5thColumnist Let's not rush to canonize ol' Jack.
Hat. AuDHD cat 😷🌺🍉🌻🔻@Miriamm im rooting for an asteroid impact or something like that =)
Evannakita@Miriamm I want Zuckerberg to beat up Elon because Elon’s the one whose toxic masculinity needs to be taken down several pegs. The perfect outcome for the cage match is that Zuckerberg wins and then faceplants in concrete immediately upon leaving the cage.
RodneyPetersonTalentAgencyNoooooo problem....
Avedon@Miriamm Was hoping for mutually assured destruction.
@Miriamm I wish I could remember where I first read it, so I could credit appropriately, but:
Remember, when you're watching two villains duke it out over a pit of lava, you're rooting for the lava.
— {someone whose name I've forgotten}
Sabrina Web 
📎@pjohanneson @Miriamm I think @GustavinoBevilacqua said this. Or maybe he said something similar, about the two fighting near an active volcano
Faraiwe@Miriamm THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE.
karamazov1879@Miriamm True enough. As there should be enough space in out hearts to despise Bush as well as tRump.
sandywb14@Miriamm I have enough.
Alenonimo@Miriamm I know it's a bit of a stretch, but... let's not forget to include Bezos too.
@Alenonimo @Miriamm he might challenge the winner
Wendy Lady@Miriamm the only way to root for this is for them to mutually punch each other out.
Soozcat@Miriamm Not since Alien vs Predator has there been a fight so manifestly clear that there's nobody to root for
Darwin Woodka@Miriamm and the rest of the billionaire scumbags as well
Mar :🌻@Miriamm that's what I do.
MrShoggoth@Miriamm I’ve watched “Freddy vs Jason” and “Alien vs Predator.” I can wish that Zuck punches Elon’s lights out and then both get eaten by feral Plantagenets.
Jenny Zehringer@Miriamm I’m already there 🧐
Jhooper@Miriamm Ok, done.
Jamie Mason
AG@Miriamm I keep hoping they'll actually fight (we get to see the violence between 2 billionaires made visceral for once), and create a culture where we can manipulate ALL billionaires to fight
** First rule of Billionaire Fight Club is: if you've made a billion dollars, you have to fight **
** First rule of Billionaire Fight Club is: if you've made a billion dollars, you have to fight **
(Matthew)=> 🏳️🌈🇿🇦🎮💻📖@Miriamm But I hate Musk so much more 😫 at this point it's national pride, he embarrasses us South Africans so much
@mdstevens0612 it doesn’t have to be mutually exclusive
Shadeprint@Miriamm They should fight in a titan sub as it visits the wreck of the titanic.
Martijn VosI don't hate Zuck. I hate Facebook. I don't have a very high opinion of Zuck, but at this point it's higher than my opinion of Musk.
Clare 🏴@Miriamm can I hate them both and root for Musk to get his ass handed to him?
@Miriamm viscerally hate?
Derek Powazek 🐐@Miriamm so say we all
Farah 🖖🏼🧶🏳️🌈@Miriamm I’m rooting for the orcas that will suddenly appear in the fighting cage
Phil Rees@Miriamm My key takeaway is that their boards and investors aren't concerned about the potential loss of leadership.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatalities_in_mixed_martial_arts_contests
Yaoi Box Balloon@Miriamm How about we just ignore their international fratboy media wank session..?
Won't happen but if it did, it'd kill em.
UNINOIZE@Miriamm Can we get them both to fight in one of those OceanGate pod things?
David Amon@Miriamm how, in the time of youtuber fights haven't we yet had billionaires beating each other up for our enjoyment? I don't want to see either win, i want to see them HURT
Syulang@Miriamm Mandatory Mars colonization for all techbros.
Agora@Miriamm IKR???🤬🤬
Dave SH@Miriamm Look I hate them both you have to admit watching Zuck beat the crap out of Musk would be fantastic content.
Sex Wizard@Miriamm I'm Spartacus.
Dennis@Miriamm I tried hating Elon, I just can't. He offers to much to humanity in heinz sight.
Rai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦@Miriamm Easy-peasy 👍
Grandpa Don@Miriamm
Better yet, pay no attention to it
Better yet, pay no attention to it
Dana das Grau 🧙🏻🧝♂️@Miriamm can I be indifferent to both of them? I am incorrigibly ambivalent
Chris 
@Miriamm @jkohlmann this meme seemed relevant…
Matt@Miriamm to quote another awful person:
It's a pity both sides can't lose (commenting on Iran-Iraq war, 1980 – 1988)
Henry Kissinger
DJ Saunders@Miriamm To be honest, neither of them are defensible in any sense of the word.
However, whereas one took a long time to see the error of his ways (most of them, anyway), the other never thinks what he's doing is wrong. The latter actively wants his company in bankruptcy and/or legal trouble via his actions, even if he doesn't see it.
There's a reason why he is sometimes referred to by name as the letter he loves using.
Edan Osborne 🇺🇦🇵🇸♾️@Miriamm That's part of the plan, though. Once one of them just about murders the other, we can then focus all of our hatred on the winner.
Good Boy/Slut Nick@Miriamm Instead of a boxing match, can't they just like... race around the world in (highly dangerous) rocket cars?
@nickyttrpg yes, I think they should explore the oceans in submarines
@Miriamm I know just the company to provide the equipment.