Please tell me how fast your internet speed is, but use the wrong unit.
@nixCraft one station wagon per day.

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21.3 CoT (cups of tea)

@nixCraft it's 3 cats.

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Wow, this is slow!

@Brynawel @nixCraft Yeah i suppose i could upgrade to 6 cats but hardly seems worth it cause im just streaming linux isos right
@nixCraft 64 stitches per round
@nixCraft about 1.6kg of SSDs per month
@nixCraft 150 kilo fluffs per square hamster
@nixCraft 1 PNG/minute -- I'm currently on the Oulu public wifi network...
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It clocks in at about 800 parsecs
@nixCraft 125000000 bps in dial-up
@nixCraft around two minutes in Assen.

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It is difficult to measure, but it is somewhere around 400M Avian Carriers per second.

@nixCraft 70-100 Iskender kebab / eternity.
@nixCraft 800 port blinks per minute
@kantor @nixCraft It varies but I think it’s measured in cats per second 🐱
@nixCraft 256 minecraft packets per second
@nixCraft just about 20 pigeons per second
@nixCraft a 1000 cats but they all have the zoomies
@nixCraft 6 byte and some nibbling on a Döner per week
@nixCraft Something around 100 liter/Watt
@nixCraft a heard of 1,000 elephants 🐘
@nixCraft Probably around 250 knots per minute. Although I hope to upgrade to a faster rocket soonish.
@nixCraft 20 GitHub repo clones per minute
@nixCraft about four inverse picobarns
@nixCraft about 7 floppy disks/s
@nixCraft 16 wikipedias per hour
@nixCraft 0.0025 human genome sequence per second
@nixCraft 6 nyan catpower per femtoparsec
@nixCraft I use Charter(only option). My speed is 5 tcp retransmits per 100.
@nixCraft 3 gigaangstrom of 12 pt text per nanocentury
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