Nerds: I wish Nikola Tesla were alive today. So he could see the technological marvels his work helped us create. So we could tell him how thankful we are for everything he did.

Tesla, alive today: Holy shit the internet has pigeon porn.

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JP Morgan Chase and Edison drove him into poverty and his demise..
Wonder why.

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Nikola: "There's a whole community of pigeon aficionados! Some dress up as, ohhhh, where is my valise, I shall have to trade my death ray plans, again!"

@lowqualityfacts Did he have a thing with pigeons?
@lowqualityfacts Tesla today: so a patent-happy rich asshole buys other people’s tech and calls himself an inventor, and he bought a company named after me? Sounds about right
@lowqualityfacts Tesla, alive today: I'm 166, everything hurts, for the love of god why am I not dead?
@DarkGamer @lowqualityfacts 🥥 If #Tesla were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave and generating electricity. 🥥
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🥥 People who know a bit about #NikolaTesla see what you did there with the #pigeons, Low. 🥥
@lowqualityfacts Tesla, alive today: Ho no, humans are even more dumbs than at my time!
@lowqualityfacts if tesla was alive today, he'd be suing elon musk for ruining his name
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It is 1889. Penniless inventor Nikola Tesla is having his reputation besmirched by a wealthy egotistical industrialist.
It is 2023. Penniless inventor Nikola Tesla is having his reputation besmirched by a wealthy egotistical industrialist.
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I doubt he'd trust musk.
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@lowqualityfacts That's pretty unfair to Tesla, whose relationships with pigeons were quite tender and nonsexual in a way that I'm pretty sure that porn generally isn't.
@lowqualityfacts He might be more alarmed about some half-wit rich dude ripping off his name for some cars that spontaneously burst into flames.
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Tesla was so far ahead of his time it wasn't fair to him. He imagined free wireless energy in a time where they were still using gas lamps.
@lowqualityfacts Wait 'til he sees alligator porn. I have no clue how they manage to even produce it.
@lowqualityfacts It's fascinating to me how in my lifetime Tesla went from one of the most underrated inventors to one of the most overrated. Growing up it was all about Edison and Tesla was a footnote. Now supposedly Tesla was the smartest guy of his era and everyone overlooks all the batshit insane stuff he was claiming like when he spent a decade trying to sell a sci-fi death ray concept to the military.
@lowqualityfacts proved by the pidgeon hole principle
@lowqualityfacts Im not sure he's dead or at least not he's isnt haunting as a muse.