Jeremy Bornstein

@jjb
90 Followers
611 Following
1.6K Posts
"the New King of Deadpan" (Esquire) and "an advanced composite material which also has interesting civilian applications" (Benjy Feen)
websitehttps://jeremy.org
languesfrançais, english, いくつかの日本語, quidam Latine…
newhttps://jeremy.org/@jeremy
Jeremy BornsteinAug 8, 2024
I'm not sure yet how the "moving accounts" function works here but I'm about to give it a go. My new account is @jeremy and I intend to post almost exclusively from there for the foreseeable future. Maybe your mastodon server will re-point follows there? I have no idea. Anyway, catch you on the flip side!
Jeremy BornsteinJul 28, 2024
Jeremy BornsteinJul 28, 2024
ladies and gentlemen, Philippe Katerine! ...whom some of you may now recognize as naked blue guy from the opening ceremony from the Olympics a couple days ago.
Philippe Katerine - Nu (clip officiel)

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Jeremy BornsteinJul 27, 2024
Tomi T AhonenJul 26, 2024

And yes, yes, a million times yes

RIDICULE. Keep it up. Anything you can think of to mock Trump and his newest Vice Pence the Bearded Palin

MOCK THEM. Here are some topics on which he currently is vulnerable on. Hit him where it hurts...

https://www.threads.net/@randi.mayem.singer/post/C95nqPByEM7

Randi Mayem Singer (@randi.mayem.singer) on Threads

Trump HATES being laughed at. And right now he's being laughed at for: All things JD Vance, including the sofa Insisting it was a bullet that hit him The RNC convention Kotex Being scared to debate Kamala Harris His aphasia/dementia word salads Keep it up!! Never stop laughing.

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Jeremy BornsteinJul 25, 2024
Ernie SmithJul 25, 2024

HOLY HELL. No political candidate has hit Trump this hard, ever.

This is how you win elections.

Jeremy BornsteinJul 16, 2024
Bytes EuropeJul 15, 2024
BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025. https://www.byteseu.com/261313/ #AnythingGoesNews #BreakingNews #GlobalNews #LatestNews #News #WorldNews
BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025.

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump gave the keynote address at the Heritage Foundation where he announced the work the foundation did (Project 2025) would be crucial to his policy goals. Retweet so all Americans know Trump will enact Project 2025.https://x.com/BidensWins/status/1811410983081976309?t=i__Mr6ZgR4rDg7vzRRdKCQ&s=19

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Jeremy BornsteinJul 15, 2024
#samsung, this is some bullshit. I tried on four different browsers with identical results. @samsung
Jeremy BornsteinJul 14, 2024
SO MANY of you idiots are saying (and thinking) dumb things, playing right into the hands of those who are better at FUD than you are. It's really difficult to not get into useless arguments about it. If you were only just a little bit smarter you'd see it. Mostly it makes me sad.
Jeremy BornsteinJul 13, 2024
fancy status lines and timing spinner for #activitypub server dev
Jeremy BornsteinJul 12, 2024
True QuotationJul 12, 2024
I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.
— Nikola Tesla
#quote #success
Jeremy BornsteinJul 11, 2024
Show threadQuinn NortonJul 11, 2024

But one last plea.

Hey, Dems. So I'm old enough to remember Reagan's second term, the men had dementia. It was not subtle. If you know about dementia, you could see it on TV. But his second term was (to his people) a triumph
... From which the Dems have never recovered. This is because the president is not a emperor. he has a lot of people around him to help.

Now, do you want those people to be Stephen Miller and Kevin Roberts,
or Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg?